Comments by "Marvin Martian" (@m4rvinmartian) on "GriffinMind" channel.

  1. 1:00 Why does absolutely everyone talk like they grew up in the projects now? Does it cause pain to use proper diction???
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  2. Yes. Accountability is Kryptonite to women.
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  3. That's what happened to me. Court recommended counseling. Ok. We go 3 times, 3rd time counselor points out all my wife's faults... and I go to the counselor by MYSELF for 4 and 5... at which point I tell the counselor, I'm obviously not the one that needs counseling, and then I don't go back.
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  4.  @voidplayy  We are sending babies to war bro.
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  5. Right?
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  6.  @theginganinjaofficial  Yeah,... at best, it really happened to her, she wasn't recording, but had some orbiter re-enact it so she could. Guy notices retainer, but not camera? Of course Occam says I done added too much, fail.
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  7. 0:10 For those going WTF, they are riffing on this other video where a girl (the shorter of the two in the OG video) literally said words to this effect. She was literally in the sense of literal, looking UP at him, and said he was shorter than her.
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  8. Now I go up to them, to see if there's any update on how quickly.
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  9. Quite possible they did NOT think of this. Pay close attention. Women cannot predict the future. I am dead serious. Start looking for it. A woman cannot see more than a couple weeks if that much, into the future. That means, women, NEVER understand the consequences of their actions today. I finally got my girlfriend to understand why I really don't care about her opinion on big things by making her play out a scenario a couple years into the future. Just picturing the effects, half a year in, she was all over the place. They generally make decisions based on emotion. When we make a decision, it's based on facts, and so, 2 years into the future, a fact will remain a fact. A woman has no idea how she will FEEL a few weeks from now, and thus, has no idea what the world "will look like" a few weeks into the future, because she doesn't know how she will FEEL about the world a few weeks from now. And as a result, the world might as well not even exist next month.
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  10. It is. Critical thinking left the building years ago.
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  11. 3:05 THE PERSON... that DID NOT CONTINUE WALKING IN THE ORIGINAL DIRECTION THEY WERE TRAVELLING!
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  12. Women ARE children.
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  13. You doin ok otherwise?
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  14. @John Wilkes Don't forget, recording video isn't magic, it requires a device. Who or what was recording? Most things are fake on TikTok.
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  15. That is so true. And as I get older, that fact gets more and more reprehensible to me. For a large proportion of men... a hobby turns into a job, or a discovery. Hobbies have INVENTED a lot of damn good things. To not even TRY to have a hobby, means you're pretty worthless to this planet.
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  16. Watching all these videos, I never knew how lucky I was growing up around a large body of water, and finding GFs there... when they couldn't be caked on with makeup.
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  17. I heard the same thing you did.
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  18. Randomly get her a nice Sapphire, Ruby or Emerald solitaire. A good quality one is worth more than a diamond, since diamonds are price fixed and cartel controlled. And not rare at all. Tell her she is free to put it on whatever finger she wants, but you want to show her that you appreciate your time with her. If you feel that you must show her with a gift. However, a nice hedge row of roses is better though. And you can bring her a bouquet of roses every week. If she likes to entertain, do that. My wife got compliments on always having fresh vases of roses. It looked ritzy to her friends.
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  19. YT comment section is literally SOCIAL MEDIA. The media is above, and here you are being social.
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  20. 1:45 In case you don't know, this is a natural phenomena that happens in heavily forested areas. The root and moss structures create a mesh above the soil.
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  21. He probably still wants a little personality. 9's+ usually haven't bothered to develop one.
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  22. 6:45 Dude, they are compliant because they don't want to get kicked out of the gym for some randobtch.
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  23. Hopefully that is a joke. First "date" is a meetup for a walk. If that's not good for her, I just did all the verification I need to do. She's either lazy, non-athletic, or cheap and is a gold digger. And there is no second date, if she's a cvnt after the first one. Telling you, you're cheap. ROFL. You would have seen my reply to that, all across the internet, it would have gone viral, it would have been VERY HARSH.
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  24. HARAM!
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  25. 9:40 Image still is from Samurai Champloo. Worth watching Anime.
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  26. 1:15 Has to be a skit. Or biggest s1mp ever. Guys put up with way too much. If that was legit/real, I'd be having her escorted off the property by now.
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  27. 16:49 Oh yeah... he's going to realize everyone makes mistakes. Now the big question is... is he going to realize the mistake THAT HE MADE. And do something about it.
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  28.  @BenChieeal  Yeah, and this is NOT one of them.
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  29. Seriously. I don't think I could look at myself if I settled for someone near my age. That's like giving up.
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  30. Be careful. One will accuse you of something.
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  31. 8:00 Yeah, she doesn't want you to spend the money she going to take half of. Lol.
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  32.  @RCAReaction  A man can give a woman purpose. I'd rather her be a blank slate than think she can cure something made up by the media, or wants to start some stupid woman-business.
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  33. 4:00 OMG, it's bad enough to play fake ish, please don't play dangerous scripted crap. Some idiot watching this will think it's ok to actually do that to a REAL WOMAN. FFS.
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  34. 7:30 I never realized me being "toxic" when I was young and she was acting up, helped keep the relationship smooth. She gets too crazy, I'll go out on a date with another girl, and that shows her that I don't even have to wait 12 hours to replace her.
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  35. Prophecy, not irony.
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  36. You described most of the videos on tiktok.
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  37. 💀
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  38. 7:00 Wait, that's the same woman?
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  39. 3:00 Any guy that allows himself to be put through that, is pathetic. Stop it.
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  40. TikTok, have you heard of it? I suggest you stay away though and consume it through sources like Griffin.
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  41. 6:55 Anchor charts are what the mentally ill need to reinforce their LACK of reality clashing in cognitive dissonance.
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  42. 2:15 If less than double what you make is brokie-town, that means you're DOUBLE BROKE!
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  43. 4:30 When you realize that a NORMAL BODIED person can live for THREE WEEKS without food... Hearing that heiffer say she's on a hunger strike is just silly. She's got a whole month before she dies.
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  44. He ruined her.
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  45. 3:40 He's making me pay for something I just ate. Shocked!
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  46. Same. I am not going to be some XX's retirement plan.
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  47. Look. It's always suspect when a woman is with a man for 20 years, in a "toxic relationship". It's likely your mom was the issue. You're probably going to be taking care of her in 20 years. So make preparations.
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  48. Positively Inspiring and Motivating Person.
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  49. Bro... PLEASE don't get a CDL. Pay attention to what's happening. That is NOT the way to go. If you don't think you have technical ability, learn plumbing.
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  50. 7:30 Men... if you "go somewhere" to gym, you're already effing it up. I've had a full gym at home for over a decade. It was less than 2 grand for 5 machines.
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