Comments by "Marvin Martian" (@m4rvinmartian) on "GriffinMind" channel.

  1. 1:00 Why does absolutely everyone talk like they grew up in the projects now? Does it cause pain to use proper diction???
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  2. Yes. Accountability is Kryptonite to women.
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  3. That's what happened to me. Court recommended counseling. Ok. We go 3 times, 3rd time counselor points out all my wife's faults... and I go to the counselor by MYSELF for 4 and 5... at which point I tell the counselor, I'm obviously not the one that needs counseling, and then I don't go back.
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  4.  @voidplayy  We are sending babies to war bro.
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  5. Right?
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  6.  @theginganinjaofficial  Yeah,... at best, it really happened to her, she wasn't recording, but had some orbiter re-enact it so she could. Guy notices retainer, but not camera? Of course Occam says I done added too much, fail.
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  7. 0:10 For those going WTF, they are riffing on this other video where a girl (the shorter of the two in the OG video) literally said words to this effect. She was literally in the sense of literal, looking UP at him, and said he was shorter than her.
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  8. Now I go up to them, to see if there's any update on how quickly.
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  9. Quite possible they did NOT think of this. Pay close attention. Women cannot predict the future. I am dead serious. Start looking for it. A woman cannot see more than a couple weeks if that much, into the future. That means, women, NEVER understand the consequences of their actions today. I finally got my girlfriend to understand why I really don't care about her opinion on big things by making her play out a scenario a couple years into the future. Just picturing the effects, half a year in, she was all over the place. They generally make decisions based on emotion. When we make a decision, it's based on facts, and so, 2 years into the future, a fact will remain a fact. A woman has no idea how she will FEEL a few weeks from now, and thus, has no idea what the world "will look like" a few weeks into the future, because she doesn't know how she will FEEL about the world a few weeks from now. And as a result, the world might as well not even exist next month.
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  10. It is. Critical thinking left the building years ago.
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  11. 3:05 THE PERSON... that DID NOT CONTINUE WALKING IN THE ORIGINAL DIRECTION THEY WERE TRAVELLING!
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  12. Women ARE children.
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  13. You doin ok otherwise?
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  14. @John Wilkes Don't forget, recording video isn't magic, it requires a device. Who or what was recording? Most things are fake on TikTok.
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  15. That is so true. And as I get older, that fact gets more and more reprehensible to me. For a large proportion of men... a hobby turns into a job, or a discovery. Hobbies have INVENTED a lot of damn good things. To not even TRY to have a hobby, means you're pretty worthless to this planet.
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  16. Watching all these videos, I never knew how lucky I was growing up around a large body of water, and finding GFs there... when they couldn't be caked on with makeup.
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  17. I heard the same thing you did.
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  18. Randomly get her a nice Sapphire, Ruby or Emerald solitaire. A good quality one is worth more than a diamond, since diamonds are price fixed and cartel controlled. And not rare at all. Tell her she is free to put it on whatever finger she wants, but you want to show her that you appreciate your time with her. If you feel that you must show her with a gift. However, a nice hedge row of roses is better though. And you can bring her a bouquet of roses every week. If she likes to entertain, do that. My wife got compliments on always having fresh vases of roses. It looked ritzy to her friends.
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  19. YT comment section is literally SOCIAL MEDIA. The media is above, and here you are being social.
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  20. 1:45 In case you don't know, this is a natural phenomena that happens in heavily forested areas. The root and moss structures create a mesh above the soil.
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  21. He probably still wants a little personality. 9's+ usually haven't bothered to develop one.
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  22. 6:45 Dude, they are compliant because they don't want to get kicked out of the gym for some randobtch.
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  23. Hopefully that is a joke. First "date" is a meetup for a walk. If that's not good for her, I just did all the verification I need to do. She's either lazy, non-athletic, or cheap and is a gold digger. And there is no second date, if she's a cvnt after the first one. Telling you, you're cheap. ROFL. You would have seen my reply to that, all across the internet, it would have gone viral, it would have been VERY HARSH.
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  24. HARAM!
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  25. 9:40 Image still is from Samurai Champloo. Worth watching Anime.
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  26. 1:15 Has to be a skit. Or biggest s1mp ever. Guys put up with way too much. If that was legit/real, I'd be having her escorted off the property by now.
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  27. 16:49 Oh yeah... he's going to realize everyone makes mistakes. Now the big question is... is he going to realize the mistake THAT HE MADE. And do something about it.
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  28.  @BenChieeal  Yeah, and this is NOT one of them.
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  29. Seriously. I don't think I could look at myself if I settled for someone near my age. That's like giving up.
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  30. Be careful. One will accuse you of something.
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  31. 8:00 Yeah, she doesn't want you to spend the money she going to take half of. Lol.
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  32.  @RCAReaction  A man can give a woman purpose. I'd rather her be a blank slate than think she can cure something made up by the media, or wants to start some stupid woman-business.
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  33. 4:00 OMG, it's bad enough to play fake ish, please don't play dangerous scripted crap. Some idiot watching this will think it's ok to actually do that to a REAL WOMAN. FFS.
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  34. 7:30 I never realized me being "toxic" when I was young and she was acting up, helped keep the relationship smooth. She gets too crazy, I'll go out on a date with another girl, and that shows her that I don't even have to wait 12 hours to replace her.
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  35. Prophecy, not irony.
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  36. You described most of the videos on tiktok.
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  37. 💀
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  38. 7:00 Wait, that's the same woman?
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  39. 3:00 Any guy that allows himself to be put through that, is pathetic. Stop it.
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  40. TikTok, have you heard of it? I suggest you stay away though and consume it through sources like Griffin.
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  41. 6:55 Anchor charts are what the mentally ill need to reinforce their LACK of reality clashing in cognitive dissonance.
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  42. 2:15 If less than double what you make is brokie-town, that means you're DOUBLE BROKE!
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  43. 4:30 When you realize that a NORMAL BODIED person can live for THREE WEEKS without food... Hearing that heiffer say she's on a hunger strike is just silly. She's got a whole month before she dies.
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  44. He ruined her.
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  45. 3:40 He's making me pay for something I just ate. Shocked!
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  46. Same. I am not going to be some XX's retirement plan.
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  47. Look. It's always suspect when a woman is with a man for 20 years, in a "toxic relationship". It's likely your mom was the issue. You're probably going to be taking care of her in 20 years. So make preparations.
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  48. Positively Inspiring and Motivating Person.
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  49. Bro... PLEASE don't get a CDL. Pay attention to what's happening. That is NOT the way to go. If you don't think you have technical ability, learn plumbing.
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  50. 7:30 Men... if you "go somewhere" to gym, you're already effing it up. I've had a full gym at home for over a decade. It was less than 2 grand for 5 machines.
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  51. 3:00 I also know who Lebron is, but I don't know that other guy.
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  52. Good job man, keep it up.
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  53. 2:00 Demons roam the Earth.
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  54. 1:15 That's a W, good for you posting that.
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  55.  @MultiLightDark  It's NOT a reach, it is LITERALLY the DEFINITION. It is so much the definition, it's literally in the words that make up the phrase. The problem is, people are so stupid now, they take already defined words and phrases, and shift them to mean something else, because they don't know the proper term for the something else. Then other stupid people that don't know any better chime in and agree. And then suddenly you have a consensus of idiots that think Facebook is "social media" but YOUTUBE is NOT.
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  56. 6:00 Fake. Also, not 49,000. WTF?? I just presume EVERYTHING that I hear now, is a lie.
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  57. Totally agree. Probably end up with a nice company if he has drive.
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  58. 7:00 Never heard of him. Kinda doubt all those cars are paid off. He's obviously not a car guy. So, he's someone that tries to look like he's got money by purchasing all these cars that he thinks OTHER PEOPLE will admire. Most of those were junk cars I wouldn't bother with, like if someone GAVE me one of those, I'd instantly sell it and buy something good. I prefer ltd ed. Cars that you have to be on a list for a few years to get.
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  59. Starts off, telling us that vvomen don't do this across the board. Then tells us how it happened exactly the same to him. I don't think you conveyed what you wanted to do.
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  60. 13:10 And here it is, once again... THE MAN'S RESPONSBILITY to "provide entertainment" for the woman, so she doesn't get "bored" and find another peenus.
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  61. 5:30 There would be a LOUD discussion later on about how she disrespected my mother.
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  62. and the bears.
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  63. 6:47 Sounds fake, but also... fellas... 6 inches is ABOVE average, statistically. And most pron * are only 7-7.5. Also, quit worrying about what women think.
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  64. 6:00 I can make a steak, like you have never had before. Michelin star quality. Seriously. You will talk about it for YEARS. You will refer to it as the best steak you have eaten in your life. And I'm supposed to TAKE someone to a restaurant, to be served low quality food? That I personally would never serve? And then pay 3x food cost for it??? No thanks. Single it is.
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  65.  @5n4k3d0rk  Um... so what you are saying is, the water wasn't real? Meme or not, they were in sewage bro. It's a great way to lose multiple limbs, or your life.
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  66. 2:45 That man is insane. Bustin a girl while she's drivin your ass??
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  67. 4:40 My Android was almost $2000, she sounds poor.
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  68. 6:45 Fake.
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  69. 2:30 I don't care that it's a test. Did I SAY I wanted a second date? Maybe I know how to play the meal-date thing, also.
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  70. 20:00 FWIW, these are all fake, if they are on the radio. You cannot call someone and put them on the radio like that. They need a release. They didn't sign one, so it's fake. Now, the story might be real... maybe from AITAH, and they embellished it... but the people on the phone are actors. Give it a search.
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  71. 1:12 Lol stop cappin, you ain't that guy fatty.
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  72. 14:15 She needs to marry a plastic surgeon.
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  73. 1:45 No, you need to look for changes in behavior. MAN JUST SAID A CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR! WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME!!! IS A CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR FFS!
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  74. 2:15 $1500 a day is giving up? Satan is roaming the Earth, men.
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  75. It's more important to find a woman that DOES NOT see your value. Otherwise, that's why she'll keep you around.
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  76. 5:05 We jumped timelines in 2012, not 2020.
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  77. 8:18 If she LOOKED LIKE YOU, I'd make her pay the whole bill.
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  78.  @reb9719  Also, you are correct. I don't "care about women." I don't have to do that to get laid.
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  79. MEN! DO NOT GET MARRIED! A prenup will NOT SAVE YOU. I can get a woman out of ANY PRENUP!
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  80.  @nucleargrizzly1776  Yes. And if you wish to have an in-depth conversation about this, we can. Women, cannot see into the future. Which is completely different situation than a woman with most of her tits conveniently out, just happening to hit a panel on a car that I don't even know exists, trying to fill it.
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  81. It's kinda interesting. I've been deep on both sides of the coin. The main thing is... at what point do you finally decide what happy is? I looked across my meadow the other day, I saw probably 50+ species of animal enjoying nature. I noticed I was happy watching that. Very little money involved. However, I probably would not have enjoyed it that much, had I not known of everything else though.
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  82. 3:45 This is how they reproduce.
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  83. Without getting overly graphic. It's possible. I saw a ratchet on FnF show her technique. It made sense. I wouldn't call it up to my level of hygienic, but I can say they are able to do more than a fat person does.
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  84. Have you seen the original video they are riffing? It's mental.
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  85. 5:30 Cope
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  86. 4:30 MEN! The TABLE, is not a fkn DINNER TABLE... it is a NEGOTIATION TABLE! By virtue a NEGOTIATION TABLE IS EMPTY! So these IDIOTS are saying they are BRINGING NOTHING!
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  87. 5:50 TF you cut out the best part? Now I have to listen to her? I've watched that video 100x and I don't even know what it's about.
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  88. "Statistics" from the left are always an emotional number they pull from their emo azz.
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  89. Bruh, India needs to dial that ish back. Really it looks like a whole damn country just filled with grapists.
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  90. FUKN SKIT BRO! That's why I unsubbed.
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  91. Your sample size is a bit small. I've known a lot of "mothers" that did not want to be mothers. That's because they were usually raised by just mothers. Have to agree about the job. Women are lazy AF, so all jobs suck, because they are expected to work.
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  92. First date. She was unaware and narcissistic. Where were they before now? Are her hands clean? Is she popping that thing back in, with the same dirty hands? Women need to be MORE hygenic than men. When I spot one that is less hygienic than a man... that is a MASSIVE RED FLAG. This is probably scholastic, since this is probably fake.
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  93. Evolution doesn't exist btw. The most we get is light environmental pressures that do some BASIC pre-selection of the best traits. That is not evolution though.
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  94. The most it buys is security. After that, money has very little to do with true, long-term happiness. Short-term happiness from purchasing things is a mental illness. That's not off the cuff. It literally is mental illness.
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  95. 5:50 I have $700 worth of DA polishers, rubbing compounds, polishes and ceramics... NOBODY touches my paint.
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  96. Show me a 40 y/o woman and I can tell you her disposition by the lines on her face. Attitude has a lot to do with looks.
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  97. 3:10 Because SHE DOES ENJOY IT. XX is by FAR more Psychopathic and Sociopathic than XY. Think about all the crimes they do, they are ALWAYS TWISTED!
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  98. Yeah, it sucks that it takes so much of your life to learn how everything is a big lie. All these 18 y/o can vote. But... Can't name 3 countries, can't do math, don't know fk all about economics... and they can VOTE. if there EVER was anything that needed a license... it's voting. ☠
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  99. ish... people don't crystalize til 24-26.
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  100. 5:10 Lol, I kinda agree about the stupid board shorts. I never bought a pair in my life, they're ugly.
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  101. Confirmed. Fresh and Fit make them answer that and their 'score' with their eyes closed, at the same time. And he has proven this 'phenomena'.
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  102. That's how you approach it... "Look you mentally ill nut... I am not PHOBIC about Sauerkraut, I find it vile and nasty, I HATE sauerkraut... I do not FEAR IT. I am not Sauerkraut PHOBIC!"
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  103. 2:00 Lol, as a ten-thousandaire, I wouldn't even accept these slags. If I had 10 milly, I wouldn't have just 1. And they wouldn't be as low on the scale as them.
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  104. 0:14 I know Gen Weak thinks that somebody's opinion counts as science, but yes girlybro, we did need a team of scientists to do rigorous sciencing to prove to idiots that this is a scientific fact. That's how sciencing works.
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  105. What the fk could possibly possess you to post then?
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  106. 5:45 Does she have an entire camel down there?
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  107. 6:30 Proven fake. Keep up.
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  108. Do not listen to this guy... he's a simp. Sorry bro, it's true. I started a charity a decade ago, every day I wake up, I go, how can I help someone today. NOT having a woman in my life wasting my money, makes that happen. YOU fckd your life up bro. YOU are the one not making it have any meaning.
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  109. 0:20 Women are hilarious. WHY would we want to be friends with them?
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  110. 3:55 Men, I can show you how to set up a VERY complete home gym for less than a grand. Think about what you pay to the gym, and the time and gas, and btchs like this. HMU, info in my about.
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  111. 6:30 That's fake bro. Or that guy has 50 IQ. Who the fk uses masking tape for a box to hold valuables?
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  112. 1:30 bro is a simp. I would never know my date is 4 minutes late. I'm usually 15-20 min late.
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  113.  @impudentdomain  Here's where you mess things up. Yes, definitions change... OCCASIONALLY. Can't be all the time, because then you wouldn't be able to read a 100 year old book and understand what the fk they are talking about. So... since KNOWLEDGE is important and since people are becoming DUMB... don't you think it is even MORE IMPORTANT that we don't let definitions drift? Because eventually a SMART person will have to put all this BS that got destroyed, back together again, and it'd be great if the definitions had not changed so much that HE cannot do HIS job.
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  114.  @jamiethomas4079  I hope your S&R friend has future plans, because his wife probably made a good decision, there are no paying S&R jobs in the real world. Hope he's going to use his GI Bill to be a doctor or something and get the last laugh.
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  115. Dude, why did you cut off every video???
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  116. I agree
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  117.  @reb9719  I'm GIA certified over 20 years now. I used to do private collection sales to people that lived in SoCal. Emerald is the most expensive stone and holds its value the most. It is soft 7.5-8, but I didn't ask if his wife was a mechanic, accountant or homemaker. Also, I would hope that wherever he went to purchase they would discuss the disadvantages. I had a Tanzanite pinkie ring 6-7, it lasted years until I stupidly wore it while moving. Solid chip on the table. Ruined a couple grand stone. That said, I think a woman that isn't a mechanic can successfully wear emerald.
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  118. Never marry. FTFY.
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  119. 0:55 Or just keep your whoreazz at home.
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  120. Not having, but having access to.
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  121. 9:30 Stupid AND fake. Men... you cannot ask a woman to sign a pre-nup that close to a wedding. It is essentially null and void. I'd get her out of that contract EASILY.
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  122. No.
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  123. 3:45 WHOA... Lol... no bro. You are SOOOOO WRONG. All you have to do is look at an actual list of famous chefs... don't use Google, which is run by weemen. And you'll see, MEN are superior cooks. WOMEN traditionally have been the cooks, because they were not the hunters. That is the only reason. In fact, ALL JOBS that women do, are because they are not able to do OTHER JOBS. Not because they are good at it. Lol. Damn bruh, got a bit of blue pill stuck in your throat?
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  124. 12:00 Fake. 99.999% of these "call-ins" are fake. There are actual groups of actors that do these.
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  125. Fake. Stop it. None of these call-ins are real.
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  126. First date. He probably wasn't happy with her hygiene or lack of self awareness that she's on a first date.
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  127. It was a first date though.
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  128. I feel like you interpreted it that way.
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  129. 2:25 Dog was walkin off like, "dis 304 doin her antics again."
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  130. Bro. Quit being a s|mp.
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