Comments by "malcolm applet" (@malcolmapplet4313) on "Taylor The Fiend" channel.

  1. They're so easy, you can't keep one!
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  2. Organic free range peanut milk. Or the w0rld ends.
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  3. That would be a great soliloquy for a movie with some blind kung fu master "you have chosen the streets"
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  4. Fort Apache
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  5. It's a cry for help.
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  6. I hate when they over share with their friends, the bedroom stuff and the dirty laundry. Oh hell it could be someone in line with them in the supermarket, they don't care.
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  7. For whom the bell tolls. Not gonna be me says the 304, hastily.
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  8. "Here are the hammer and screwdriver that men pay 100% more for" because they are the only ones who use them...
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  9. Eggs-hausted
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  10. It took me forever to figure out all their crying about abandoned kittens and puppies on the side of the road. It's all for show. Everything. Guys don't cry about that stuff, because they would have to do something about it, so they just keep driving
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  11. I know on top of the 6666 he's also has to be a soyboy. That's a pretty thin draw
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  12. I've been commenting about that. How they get that buzz because they know they're being "naughty". Well, daddy has been out of the picture for awhile and nobody cares TBH so I don't know who she thinks she's impressing
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  13. "Is she Furniture?" "Yeah, Furniture"
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  14. mic drop. boom. I didn't even realize what that movie was REALLY about.
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  15. It's funny how that works
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  16. calling card 😅😅😅
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  17. They don't have memories unless it's about the time you fcuked up. Sometimes I'm forced to watch those reality shows and they have a 5 minute commercial break, then when the show restarts they rehash everything that just happened before the commercial. It's really crazy. It's like the whole show is just one big come on.
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  18. He gets paid to take out the trash (and other duties) and matches her. It's apropos on a certain level.
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  19. Boom! Busted!
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  20. 45% in girl math means it's not going to be her.
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  21. "Sorry for breathing" got me.
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  22. They're getting steamrollered and there's nothing anyone can do about it, really. It didn't have to be this way but this is the life they have chosen.
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  23. If they have the mentality of a 19 year old just do the 19 year old. Cue the "Ewww why do they want a 19 year old and not a forty year old we have so much more experience" videos. 40 is really a sweet spot for a dude, enjoy it
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  24. I just can't wait for that clip to hit management. Thanks for sharing! The "life is unfair" sob story should be gold
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  25. You'll be OK just stay out of arts n crafts galleries masquerading as art galleries. Or bead stores, any new age wellness bullcrap, arome therapy or art bullcrap where the main ingredient is elmers glue (see above).
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  26. Selective memory too. My sister can remember any slight against her, real or imagined, from forever ago. In detail. But she can't remember any time she fcuked anyone over.
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  27. You get a participation trophy. Everybody knows who really "won".
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  28. That hair color suits her. It works for me and TY for branding yourself with a "Warning" sign.
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  29. She's broken. First guy imprinted on her and she's spent the last 15-20 years chasing that high. Everything about this vid says "I'm broken. But I can get away with it. Either way, I have the bag. Giggles".
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  30. All they think about is relationships. That's it. Unless they get momentarily distracted by handbags and shoes.
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  31. The fun starts when "All my friends are getting married, having kids and settling down and I'm still single w/ no prospects".
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  32. It's a recipe' for disaster for the guy.
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  33. They're not dating. I don't know what it is, but, it's not dating. Maybe they can call it "sampling"?
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  34. That's so appropriate. It's like the RomCom or Slasher movies where the chick has to rent a guy to pretend to be her BF. This chick needs arm candy for weddings and parties. What do you do for the other 360 days of the year?
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  35. It was legendary at the time. Perfect pass around "you have to read this one" material.
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  36. It's lost all meaning. And they somehow manage to "date" 60 different guys and don't find The One. Men would pretty much find The One out of the first ten if not the first three. All things being equal.
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  37. He's pretty good. There's too much of this type of content for him to break through, probably.
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  38. Truth be told I think they only wear them because men hate that look. And I mean double hate.
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  39. Not if, when.
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  40. Oh hell yeah. They'd be better off listening to Taylor and reading the comments. It's not sugar coated though.
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  41. I was one of the unpopular kids so nobody talked to me except a couple other unpopular kids. The other unpopular kids were smart enough to stay away. So I didn't see the one girl I was really looking for. Her. But yeah the chicks that were the first one to "busted out" they were the first ones to crap out in the looks department too. Some of them held on to their looks though and not always the ones you would think. Mostly the ones who married super professional guys a couple years older than them and then just played housewife. Very well put together and stylish.
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  42. I love how they pretend we still have wood fired stoves, old wringer type washing machines and they have to go down to the creek for water and not basically every modern time and labor saving device at our fingertips.
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  43. Better check that the pool has water in it. Pro tip: It doesn't.
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  44. I'm sorry but they're taking "the easy way out" and I've always felt that way.
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  45. You don't have a shower curtain OUTSIDE THE HOUSE?!?
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  46. Good job. NEVER explain.
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  47. Married, 50 year old guys like to play "fast n loose" with the law and comment on young womens style choices. Everybody knows that's a free trip to HR followed by instant termination.
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  48. I was a librarian part time. Loved it. Best job I ever had. On top of that I read all the books people returned regardless of title (small library)
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  49. For Ev-ahhhhhh
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  50. Yeah you can do anything you want. You just can't do this, and this and that and vote the wrong way. The daughter is probably home from college for the weekend "what did you learn at school Honey? How to hate? That's nice"
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