Comments by "malcolm applet" (@malcolmapplet4313) on "The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters" channel.

  1. Everybody knows it's a farce, but, nobody can say anything. EVERYBODY.
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  2. Vance stopped just short of saying "keep it up and you'll get your own version of Trump" but it would have caused them all to assume fetal position, shaking, w/ visions of Mustache Man in their heads.
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  3. We should have gone all-the-way. The Patton thing, geez... Here's somebody who knew the score.
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  4. Carl remarked that it was reminiscent of a Norman Rockwell painting. I'm in agreement.
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  5. They're shouting it from the mountain tops.
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  6.  @ItsJustRyan89  100%
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  7. And then he can never actually kill his (half) brother which leaves the story open ended. So you wind up with a movie franchise like "Thor". I think you guys have struck gold here.
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  8. It's the same reason they used to cut peoples tongues out. The result will be the same. Life finds a way.
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  9. Standard Operating Procedure
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  10. I saw those books. It's like "Draw 100 ones inside a circle. In another circle draw one hundred zeros"
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  11. Circle of life...
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  12. Cuomo would just walk into nursing homes spraying a Uzi. Then write a book about compassion.
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  13. I saw some TV show recently and the guy is up in the high tensions with a farad(?) suit and the juice is ON. No way in hell could I do that. Not with the heights and I did do some climbing in the military and some work stuff but there was at least something to hang on to. I just tell people I have a healthy respect for heights.
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  14. "Bad Guy Soliloquy just long enough for the Good Guy to wriggle out of his bonds
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  15. Suburban MiniVan soccer Moms
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  16. In our next installment of "They are Never Happy"
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  17. Florida Man Bad
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  18. Tiny dark blue areas determine the direction of the country and I'm sick of it. Add in a bunch of cheating too.
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  19. It's all fun and games till the Pepsi machine runs out.
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  20. climate change "expert"
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  21. nuf said
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  22. Won't someone please think about the knives 😪😪😪
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  23. I agree with the whole just to poke you in the eye thing.
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  24. They'll look at this in the future like we look at things like "dancing plague" in the past. It's mass hysteria if you asked me.
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  25. I used to beg people to listen to Rush. Now they'll never have a chance to. Same with Tucker "watch Tucker then tell me about it" but they never did. No stones.
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  26. You have to win the image war. Look at Viet Nam, won the battles, lost the war. Like it or not he's playing the game exceedingly will given that it looked to be a route from the get-go.
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  27. Your kids are having their time wasted. Maybe they are too old or times have changed but back in my day parents would have said "you can't hang out with those kids, they are nothing but trouble" and our version of trouble was stealing hub caps, nothing like this. Be firm. Have "The Talk".
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  28. Trump: "Don't make me take off my strap"
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  29. Yeah, she hit another gear there.
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  30. They're only happy if everyone is as miserable as they are.
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  31. "Dope them up and lock them down"
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  32. It's the American dream
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  33. She'll find her pimp. That's what she's looking for. Or he'll find her.
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  34.  @Xenophon1 🧭💣
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  35. I used to think it would take 3 generations for all the olde knowledge to be forgotten. The stereotypical Uncle who comes to holiday dinner and told everyone how they did it "in the old days". Nobody cares or even pretends to.
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  36. They never actually watched. Just like Rush, the elite intelligensiya never listened.
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  37. I tried showing some the root basics of how computers work but they know what buttons to push and that's good enough for them. I'm saying they know how it works on the outside and have no interest with the insides. Meanwhile my gen were tearing sh1t apart to peer inside whether we got it back together or not was another matter.
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  38.  @freedomandguns3231  The whole country is like that. Dark red except for where the social services are located.
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  39. It was like galvanized steel too but don't dare tell them that. Modern material grafted onto an existing structure
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  40. 💯
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  41. Related but unrelated, when they grouped the five boroughs under one administration instead of having five mayors, that was just a big a55 coup. Staten Island and Queens would be swing boroughs if that were the case. Never meant to have just one mayor over the whole shebang.
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  42.  @umiluv  Why hold your tongue? That's just submitting to bullying behavior. At the end of the day that's all it is. Bullying or "crybullying". Write the guy off or he's just going to emotionally drain you for the rest of your lives. If it was something organic I think it would have struck earlier like in the early 20's not 40's.
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  43. Thank you. It's a fad like Beanie Babies. Then once there isn't a shortage they're not special anymore.
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  44. They saw the perpetual cultural difference issues in places like The States and couldn't help themselves.
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  45. Avocado toast market is crashing.
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  46. Nobody did more with cowboy chords and NOT shredding guitar solos. Maybe Tom Petty?
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  47. Stelios continues racking up the style points 🔥🔥🔥
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  48. It's always a "set-up" article like that. Then they tell you what they really mean. Assisted you-know-what.
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  49. Daily fine 100 million. They're just going to laugh at 100 grand and pay it.
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  50. He was a huge leftoid. Meathead went on to do great leftist things
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  51. They're pumping her tires so hard there going to explode.
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  52. They're just going to bounce back and forth between c0vid and global warming until end of days.
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  53. He was like Norm Crosby. I loved it. And everybody knew what he meant too.
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  54. Awesome movie.
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  55. Any show that starts with "I am" is mind poison.
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  56. That was crazy. First it was a right handed door van then it was a left handed door van. But, already deep into the "too many conspiracies/hi jinx/whatever" to keep track of era. Which we are still in the throes of. Obviously.
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  57. Technically they should love it, but, it wasn't their idea. So they don't own the rights to the property.
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  58. One allowed sexual orientation aka Other
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  59. Yeah, Colombo is great. When you grow up you can graduate to Perry Mason (IF you're good).
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  60. I read your comment as "nutspeak"
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  61. No. Once you skip two or more generations all the accumulated cultural knowledge is lost. The unwritten, the grandparents "back in the day" stories. Then you just wind up with some theme park version of the past that is convenient for the latest thing. The genetic influx wouldn't be so bad if they didn't drag so much cultural baggage around. Joined at the hip, as it were.
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  62. These guys have the kinds of accents that don't repulse me. Unlike the people who say "for evaaaa" (forever).
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  63. Ancient Alien Architects?
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  64. What I always said, if you're coming from a sh1thole, leave all those customs and traditions that enabled that sh1thole there. Otherwise, just stay there.
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  65. Biden was always a terrible person. Plagiarism, recycled old bad ideas, character assassination. It's not just that he's too old now, he was always this way.
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  66. They're messing up since they have all the ingredients for a Max Max dystopian future. Just look at that sand! Personally, I'm still pulling for a Blade Runner dystopian future, with a little Demolition Man mixed in for the Taco Bell.
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  67. Stelios killing it with the white on white look.
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  68. it's the end game
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  69. Longhouse is such a stretch. You had the boss at one end then on down the line in order of importance. Because back then people had to actually worry about survival and staying in the head mans good graces was a good idea. Where whomever it was translated that into over mothering I'm going to pass on the whole concept.
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  70. I don't wonder what his definition of "rich" is? Super Rich, Mega Rich or Middle Class Rich?
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  71. Next time; The Left discovers fossil fuels...
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  72. Don't even get me started on soap operas...
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  73. There's a term for that, lying when it's not necessary. pathological liar?
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  74. All the usual suspects aren't even covering this story. Whole swaths of the population have NO IDEA.
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  75. Subverting every and any survival instinct is the Holy Grail of the Left.
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  76. Picking up on some quicky fashion trend that you should know won't last 5 minutes. It says everything.
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  77. He your guy's Rush (L1mbaugh). Carl's going all the way. AA too. In more of a deep brain trust way though.
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  78. I'm loosing faith if you don't show up on TC Today or at least get a shoutout.
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  79. This is a good comment. I just can't believe how many balls the guy has in the air at the same time.
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  80. "They" are at the very end of institutions left to take over. Now, it's sports, the last bastion of meritocracy.
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  81. Yeah, but you have Stabmenow though...
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  82. Thank you.
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  83. Andy Capp wifebeater fights. So, how do you get ready Andy? "I drink a bunch of me alcohol."
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  84. I know.
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  85. with the added perk of being Instantly boosted to the top of oppression totem pole.
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  86. Once I figured out gov't is there to MAKE problems instead of solve them (all while pretending to solve problems) it all became clear. THEY need the problems otherwise what do we need them for? But I've always said "it's been this way for thousands of years and now you want to turn everything upside down. It doesn't work like that."
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  87. 18 and out of the house and I'm buying an Alfa Romeo with yer college funds.
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  88. Not good husband material is catnip to women.
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  89. He could play all the bad guy/rake roles Alan Rickman is too old for.
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  90. He was never up to the job. Don't fall into that trap.
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  91. They're going to vote that way anyway because of LGhdtv and abortion. Nothing else matters. Crap even metallica probably endorses the dems
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  92.  @MikeTheD  I don't know. Idiots are really, really stubborn. And anyone who didn't vote for Trump the 1st time was an idiot. Just like the undecideds, WDF is undecided?? Really?
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  93. We thought it was just another snake cult...
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  94. Trump was always a great counter-puncher but this is Mike Tyson level. I'll say it again; he gets 10x the mileage out of it when the media talking heads explode.
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  95. This reminds me of the world cup in S Africa where they were blowing those OMG annoying horns. Certain noises don't bother certain people. Those damn horns at the world cup made me come out of my skin. Just like a smoke detector, it must be silenced.
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  96. So the whole CrowdStrike thing was just the new NPC patch? They named that company right...
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  97. So are you "Moon Doggy" or "Frankie"?
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  98.  @desertdude8274  The comment aimed at the OP. 50's mating strategy as seen thru the eyes of 50's (actually 60's) beach movies. Gidget goes Hawaiian etc. Frankie Avalon, Moon Doggy.
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  99. Why don't they just put all these people in giant hamster cages with big upside down water bottles and 2xmeter bales of food? That's all they seem to want or require.
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  100.  @DrMcNinjaSixthGun  Legendary Love Canyon. I don't need to know who these people are.
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  101. I was always disappointed Tucker didn't give Carl a guest spot.
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  102. He doesn't even know Trump doesn't drink. Geez...
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  103. Actually it couldn't of happened to a bigger bastid. To basically slowly die in public not in a heroic way. So it's kind of a win for me, too bad the country has to loose though. And what do they always say "not good for Demoncrats" how about "not good for the country". But the me-ism runs deep. And he NEVER had a fast ball. So when they trot out "lost his fastball" remind them. Joe only ever had a bean ball. No fastball, ever.
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  104. 2:55 "Breeze through Gatwick with your Escape Pass"
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  105. I always said that was exactly what it was.
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  106. Death Spiral. Then when it's at absolute bottom tech billionaires with buy everything and turn the bulldozers loose.
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  107. AKA Martin and Lewis
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  108. Snow Yellow. Too easy?
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  109. She's just plastic, what the bean counters expect, blonde etc. 65% of the demographic we're looking at approve. She doesn't have the "Hot" factor. It's like Gwenyth Paltrow the most beautiful woman voted by glossy magazine. I don't agree. No Hot factor. Actually kind of plain if you asked me. I always thought both of them must be really good at suck starting Harleys.
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  110. It's disgusting NE is dark blue. Mass and Conn I could see but the rest, it doesn't make sense.
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  111. "Tucker goes to White Castle"
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  112. The Hamburgler was a bad dude.
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  113. It's all so that they will be lifetime demoncrat voters.
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  114. It's why I always say "Never Explain". Never fcuking Explain.
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  115. What I see all the time "oh we go to this bakery because alphabet ppl run it" or "we go to this store because alphabet ppl own it". XYZ cuts our grass because he's an alphabet person. Their life blood is a cult that guides their every movement and decision. If they get into something like veganism or EnViRoNmEnTaL IsSuEs they are always super hard core about it. To the point of competition and one ups man ship.
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  116. They eye each other suspiciously in passing...
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  117. Or "The Karate Kid" but, there was context. Bagger Vance I can't stand shit like that.
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  118. Stealth "Make kick the can games great again" I like it. Anything to get them off their screens for 5 minutes.
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  119. For one thing I think they look at someone they are chatting online with as a friend with more weight than is warranted. VS IRL friends AKA real friends. It's all very vague now. Are they real or memorex?
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  120. Your cult family will only pretend to love you if you toe the line. Exactly.
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  121. It's too late to take the Rudi Gulianni route of enforcing scofflaws. No, the cops are too busy harassing the real natives.
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  122. They price it by the liter so don't go by pump prices
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  123. 3:20 Normies gonna normie.
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  124. He's everything they said Trump was. Except we don't love him.
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  125.  @jishani1 I always respected that he did "flyover" country.
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  126. The schools are overrun with it now. Overrun.
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  127. They're almost there. And by there I mean "there". Cashless.
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  128. It's been awhile. Does he still posts or did he get taken down years ago?
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  129. That's a good chuckle. Especially with your thumbnail.
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  130. Gold Medal - category: satire, dry
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  131. I couldn't follow the whole thing but think the most important thing was that it happened.
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  132. Suburban soccer moms voting to have high rise concrete block "Fort Apache" built in their school district. I don't think you can win them, since LGhdtv and a6ortion carries so much more sway. But Callum not knowing Led Zeppelin is beyond the Pale.
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  133. She said the Generals need to keep the President "in line". She said that. MacArthur has left the building lady!
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  134. I always said; make a dash for the Caspian oil fields, lock them down, don't treat the locals like shit/kill everybody. wwII over.
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  135. Delicious.
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  136. I don't agree. It's like all the pet adoption rescue shelters where you have to clean up after irresponsible dog and cat owners. Dogs and cats have big litters so the problem never ends. Same with the garbage people I'm not going to literally walk behind them picking up.
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  137. I knew a guy like that. We're all in tech and he's spelling it out "backslash backslash www etc"
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  138. All they vote on is abortion and LGhdtv agency.
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  139. I'm glad it's 2021 and fifty Willard T. Jackmores aren't going to start driving past that OF womens house real slow at all hours day and night. Obviously, we've moved past that.
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  140. It's our only hope she steps down but she's probably literally too stupid. It's all about Pi22a Gate (which is/wasn't real) of course, we'd need to be reminded of that over and over but it would just amplify the subject.
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  141. If she had a brain she should have gone and worked at Five Guys. Triple reverse Uno card. But she doesn't.
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  142. From the "what Ever Happened to" files. What ever happened to Colin Kaepernick? (South Park nailed it again as usual)
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  143. You have to have all just the right type of gear. You need the bucket hat with the flies in the hat band (AND YOU HAVE TO USE THEM). Let's not forget the vest with 20-30 pockets. Yeah, it's totally Tucker.
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  144. Democrats kicked them out in the sixties. It was an experiment that worked so well it's been expanded.
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  145. No more Martin and Lewis? Say it ain't so!
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  146. The boys are back in town again... they're hanging out at Ginos...
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  147. Just remember he was NEVER up to the task of President. So, when they trot out the "well I have to step aside because I lost a step" no, he never had it. And he was always a machine pol AND a mean bastard. So, who's going to run cover for the Biden money graft machine and Hunter "the artiste"?
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  148. Insulation? Like R20-R25? Not exactly what I had in mind...
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  149. These people have been hearing "the world is going to end tomorrow" since they were young, just like the rest of us. I guess they just process it differently being scientists and educated and all.
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  150. Bail out in 20 years because they/them never contributed to their 401k and were out competed by the foreigners that they welcomed? I'm sure everybody will be crying real tears.
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  151. I didn't want to have the whole shebang riding on my shoulders. And my Dad was a prince, never complained, shouldered the whole burden with grace. I was thinking back to the time he was adjusting the antenna on the roof. At the time I'm a kid and it didn't register but that was really dangerous. He wouldn't let me do it though. Then finding out later the schools were only interested in turning out factory workers (until the space race when they tried to find math heads). No wonder I didn't give a damn. But go ahead with that book it sounds like a good idea.
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