Comments by "Old Salty Bear" (@OldSaltyBear) on "She Told Him You Either Marry Me or I Leave It BACK-FIRED.." video.

About ten years ago I had a smoke show living in my house (for free) who decided it was wise to give me an ultimatum. When I told her to pack her sh&t, I noticed she was taking waaaay too long so so I decided to help her out. I started grabbing her stuff and jamming it in to the trunk of her car as quickly as I could. Didn't say a word... just grab, stuff and repeat. Little did I know... my friend and neighbor saw the goings on and video recorded the entire event from his back porch. A couple months ago he surprised me with a birthday email. Apparently he had saved that video for ten years and decided to send it to me. I thought it funny but a bit creepy... until I got to the last frame of the video... which was a photo of that young lady he scraped off facebook showing that she was lookin very haggard and had ballooned to twice her previous size. Best. Birthday present. Ever!!!
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