Comments by "Marvin Martian" (@m4rvinmartian) on "Alpha Central" channel.

  1. 10:00 THIS... is why you lost. And I will spend the next 4 years reminding you.
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  2. 13:50 SPUNT? That's not how a language works. Stop it. Get some help.
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  3. 13:00 MEN. NEVER fight another guy for a girl. Ever. Let him have her. He's your friend. He did you a favor.
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  4. 2:47 There is no such thing as a 5 star restaurant. There is only 3 star. The stars really don't mean anything. Because to even get consideration, your food has to be top notch. Michelin stars are ONLY given for plating, if all the food is top notch. That means, you can go to a hole in the wall diner and get just as good of food, it just won't have a flower on top and 4 dots of olive oil around the edge.
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  5. Best way to win this type of game is to not play. There IS an entrance fee.
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  6. 0:30 I had no idea how lucky I was to grow up on the beach. I had no idea how bad makeup was. Nobody wore any on the beach. So every girl was natural.
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  7. 13:45 Fake. Who was recording? Why did he leave his wallet?
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  8. 28:19 Men. Look for seams along the cups. Demi-line. If there's one, it usually means she is B or less, and all that is padding. That's probably why she got stood up.
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  9. 6:20 Uh, no. She is a member of the cast. She is there ALWAYS. She is also conservative. That is why she didn't say anything. Also, not women. Just her.
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  10. 2:30 Men... DO NOT EVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CRAZY PERSON. PERIOD!
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  11. 0:50 Chirp!
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  12. 1:30 Men, NEVER get angry at that other dude. In fact, make him your friend. He saved you.
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  13. 7:15 Lol... "Let's save money for the house". He'll learn in a few years.
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  14. 3:30 Heart of civilization right here.
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  15. That landed like a jellyfish. Newspapers don't have issues.
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  16. 34:10 I ☠on the spot. OMG, he pulled out Bebe's Kids. Men, if you ain't seen that, that was the first "mainstream story" on don't get with single mothers.
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  17. 3:50 Are you sure? Seems like he's a bouncer keeping riff raff out?
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  18. When you're lazy, you don't understand hard work.
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  19. 2:10 LOL... a woman calling anything a man DOES, lazy. She thinks sliding a finger on a touch screen is "work" I guess.
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  20. 4:33 Remember this men. Don't do it, just cause it's in front of you. You will regret it. But remembering all the trash you turned down will be very powerful for you in the future. Don't simp.
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  21. 17:10 When someone makes a big deal of how many followers they have, how popular they are, how many people know them... I ask them, who invented the Jet Engine. They don't know. I go... Yep.
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  22. "nerds" don't make a lot of money. Most plumbers or welders make more than 4 eyes. They also get to leave their job when they go home.
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  23. 9:00 ALL OF HER VIDEOS ARE FAKE! QUIT INCLUDING HER!
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  24. I mean, that SPECIFICALLY AND LITERALLY is what that MEANS. How did everyone get so stupid?
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  25. Dub. Most everything you see is fake. When you understand that, your life will be better.
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  26. 0:35 J00304 wants you to ask about her ambitions and goals. ROFL. 🤣
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  27. 10:45 I'll subscribe when you discern from fake stuff.
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  28. 17:20 Was she stressing a 5lb block?
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  29. 5:20 I mean, she told you what you need to do. It will NOT get better. This is better, this is 'the best'. Everything will be worse.
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  30. You did. Pay attention. This is partly your fault.
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  31. 12:30 OMG Yukko the Clown was the original "internet troll" before the internet.
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  32. How bout... it's fake... YOU do the math.
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  33. Lol. No.
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  34. 1:00 Unless it's a local statute, I haven't seen a law ANYWHERE that says it is illegal to sit in a police car, as he did. So, that cop may have broken a law. I know some of the smooth brains are gonna lose it, but that's how this country works. If there isn't a law saying you cannot do it, it is NOT ILLEGAL, and thus...a cop cannot throw you to the ground for doing it.
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  35. 7:35 Skit, stop showing her, all you are doing is funding her.
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  36. Dub. Did you pass High School?
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  37. 6:15 Oh my lord, I bet she can SMELL when Krispy Kreme has hot doughnuts from her HOUSE.
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  38. I'm pretty sure allowing your foot to slip off the brake as he is jumping would have put him in the hospital.
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  39. 3:00 This always makes me sad. I wish I could reach out to people like this.
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  40. 22:10 Older man? Early 30s is an older man?
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  41. 6:15 The BESTEST DEMOGRAPHIC ON THE PLANET!!!
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  42. 17:30 Every one of his videos are fake. Please stop.
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  43. 7:45 I would suggest we start trying to speak the same language as everyone else, unless you're planning on being a burden on society.
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  44. 15:45 That guy in Orange, lol.
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  45. Yep. When you realize that vvomen can't 'see into the future', ie predict the outcome of their choices, you will understand EVERYTHING about society.
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  46. Well. Absolutely NONE of that happened. Thank you for playing.
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  47.  @JayCity10  DOGS are paintings created by their OWNERS. Dogs are not "anything". If there's an awesome dog, owner is awesome, if there's an a-hole dog... owner is also an a-hole. I train dogs for service.
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  48. Get rid of "No Fault" and all this BS goes away. NF is there for a reason.
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  49. 10:00 Bikes have RIGHT-OF-WAY, PERIOD!
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  50. 1:50 Yeah, I'm not certain she knew them sober.
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