Youtube comments of Helicard (@Helicard).

  1. My mom still believes she only has to pay the minimum they ask for. She hates when I call her a child
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  2. If someone says, "You don't have to tell your parents"...... TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!!!
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  3. My "friend" did the same thing. He was married and asked me to come out to a bar and listen to a band play. He said he met a couple girls that want to meet me. I got along great with one of the girls so we went out a couple times. She started asking me to call up my "friend" and go back to the bar but he was always busy with his family. He got fired from his job after getting caught on camera getting dirty with my girl. Not only did he lose his job, but also me, his best friend for 10 years, his wife, his daughter, the slut, his home, and had to move back in with his parents at 30. Karma's a Bitch
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  4. There is nothing illegal about being transphobic or being racist. It’s frowned upon but the law doesn’t care about your feelings.
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  5. Politics is like a relationship. Once both sides disagree, the Democrat plays the victim and tells everyone to hate the other while the Conservative stays respectful and loses friends.
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  6. You should put a warning before flashing Zuckerburg's face, there could be children watching
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  7. Men see women like cars. The ones with low milage are rare and the more work we put into them, the less we want to see another man touching them
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  8. My ex was loud when she didn't get her way so after the cops were called multiple times, they arrested me, the man because they said the man is usually the aggressor. We soon broke up and I have never dealt with the cops since, she on the other hand went to jail 6 months after for beating up an elderly woman and her mentally disabled son with a brick in her purse. Stats have variables
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  9. An Engagement Ring is a contract, if you tear it up at the bar like your single, the contract becomes null and void
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  10. This girl put me into the friendzone but I was alright with that at the time. It was better than being alone and she wasn't bad on the eyes. She started cancelling plans last minute to hang out with an ex, I cleaned myself up and went out hunting. She wanted to hang out but I had a date so I said I was busy, she lost her mind, told me not to talk to her anymore, deleted me from facebook and blocked my number. All because I went on a date
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  11. If you want a 50/50 relationship, you cant expect a man to make more than you. It's 50/50 not 90/10
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  12. There is an Emotional Party and a Stoic Party. Some people will cry about spilled milk while others want to clean it up before it smells
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  13. At least one of these robots will malfunction and be lost in the pyramid for future generations to believe Egyptian used robotics in 2500 BC.
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  14. You dont need money when everything has a 5 finger discount
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  15. Nobody was willing to admit to voting for Biden 4 years ago either but at the last minute, millions of votes showed up out of nowhere. I expect the same to happen this time too
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  16. If the father gives birth, who pay the child support?
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  17. Put up a Christmas tree, nobody will find that offensive
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  18. An immigrant (legal or not) should not be speaking on behalf of Americans. If you call yourself as Anything-American(Mexican-American, Canadian-American, African-American, Asian-American) you put that places values first and America second. America would never have an immigrant as President. The President is supposed to put America first
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  19. Strong and Independent are words people use to make themselves feel better. A Strong Independent man is lonely, A Strong Independent woman is fooling herself.
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  20. If Megan Fox needs a shoulder to cry on, I am available
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  21. Being Friendzoned is practice for marriage without the cost
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  22. Ring lets the police access your doorbell cam to "secure" the neighborhood. Criminals do not want to pay a subscription fee to let the cops spy on them
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  23. If you start dating a girl that is still intertwined with a bf/ex, she will start dating her "friend" while she is intertwined with you. She is never single because she cant live on her own
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  24. You are not big boned, dinosaurs were big boned, you are Phat - George Carlin
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  25. A good sense of humour means you laugh when you work your butt off and she still cheats on you
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  26. Joes life is on camera. Its not hard to see the decline over the last 20 years
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  27. Men want Peace at home, Women prefer chaos. Both can't be 100% happy all the time. If you refuse to compromise, stay single and "happy"
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  28. When the donut taste this good, you don't care about the holes
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  29. When your gf says you are being jealous. RUN. She is proud of her actions and will continue doing something despite how it makes you feel
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  30. These people believe a drunk driver only loses their license because the cops were targeting them. Maybe the driver should not be drunk. Solve the problem and crime will drop
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  31. Men learn at a young age to pick their fights because the consequences. Women have to learn the lesson too
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  32. I used to cover for my boys all the time when I was younger until my boys started hanging out with my girl when I was at work, never doing that again
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  33. Valentine's Day is the most depressing day for women. Keep your guards up, keep your distance, and be ready to hit record when she comes at you.
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  34. The woman around my neighborhood just have multiple children by random guys so they can get a raise on their welfare check.
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  35. The way a man treats his mother says a lot about him, almost as much as a woman's relationship with her father says about her
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  36. Exactly how many sardines did Biggie eat for dinner?
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  37. In a world full of Dark Knights, be the Joker
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  38. Going to haunted hotel after going off your prescription meds is like going to the circus on acid. She went in search of something and was probably hallucinating that she was helping a little girl escape a bad man, then went up to the roof to hide and fell into the water tower.
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  39. The people that say they would never vote for a felon also say the legal system is corrupt
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  40. Never trust a person that believes its easier to apologize than ask permission
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  41. The slightest climate change can eliminate a species of insect. This has a ripple effect that causes mammals to change their behaviour, location, and even sometimes evolving to adapt
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  42. This world would be a scary place if men took accountability like women do. You wanted to take the scenic route. Don't complain about the bumps
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  43. That woman is whiter than rice. If this is racist, calling someone Peter Pan is assult
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  44. The Judge graduated from Stanford too. Conspiracy?
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  45. You can take the person out of the culture but you can't take the culture out of the person
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  46. Making tea is as easy as 1, 2, 3 Step 1. Make tea Step 2. Use bag to defunk your shoes Step 3. Make tea for your girlfriend
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  47. Men under 6 foot = Women with 3 kids for some reason
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  48. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
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  49. Female cats get pregnant or lay around and gain weight. Male cats are active until they get snipped, then they lay around and gain weight. In the feline world getting snipped does change your personality
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  50. If you are 30 and the Youtube algorithm is recommending videos about 20 year olds. You are not acting your age. They are always listening
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  51. Not the first time power became corruption and it won't be the last
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  52. Hansen stopped working after he spotted the predator of all predators in his bathroom mirror
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  53. Video games for men = Makeup for women. It's an escape from reality where you can feel like the best version of yourself
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  54. (CO)rona (VI)rus (D)isease (19) was discovered in 2019 by Chinese scientists that did not want to share their research with any agencies outside China such as WHO or the CDC until it was too late. It did not start in 2020 like most people believe
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  55. My friend introduced me to a girl. We got along great but she was stiff as a board. My friend told me he had to move back to his parents because his wife found out he was sleeping with the girl he introduced me to. I got myself a gf and moved on. She never talked to me again.
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  56. If there was nothing there 50 years ago, they wouldn't spend millions of dollars maintaining the program
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  57. +rk3yb0arD Tesla was hired by Edison to help complete a project he couldn't finish on his own. After Tesla finished and asked for his pay. Edison did what all rich American's did in the day and told him to walk
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  58. If you don't like the mission statement of a company, stop giving them money. Men did it to beer, Women can do it to fashion. Stop bending the knee
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  59. You can't believe everything you hear on Youtube
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  60. Anybody else remember AOC trading in her Tesla for a Volkswagen and got blasted for buying German over American
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  61. Americans don't know the definition of Sorry
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  62. When aliens find out what the government has been doing to them, they are going to be mad
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  63. I remember Joe falling off a bike and falling up stairs to his private plane but I cant recall once seeing Joe in a car
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  64. Spends 20 minutes drawing a tree, says 5 words then erases the picture. I hope that was the first take. Lmao
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  65. The CEO of Pfizer wants the booster to be an annual thing. They are saving the world one buck at a time
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  66. Don't believe the Lizard people. Give the power back to the people.
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  67. When the woman talks about breaking up, she already has a new guy in the queue. Run
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  68. While you are drowning grab this pole wrapped in electric wires
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  69. This could have been called Top 10 Sexiest Female Celebrities
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  70. They all got on that Malaysia flight 370 because boats are dangerous
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  71. I plugged one nostril and did a sinus rinse thinking the liquid would run down to my mouth but it sprayed out my eyes.
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  72. Voting for Biden is like buying a boat. Its all fun and games until the summer ends
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  73. I have never heard a more depressing "Hello Everyone" Its ok.... it will be all over soon
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  74. Robert Bobroczky is more giraffe than man
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  75. Youtubers are getting their videos flagged for violence after using the slap clip. Good Luck
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  76. Was that a blurred c0ckDolphin 2:12
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  77. The first 4 years of a Presidential run is cleaning up after the last President
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  78. N.E.W.S. stands for Notable Events, Weather and Sports. CNN rarely talks about Sports or Weather so they are not NEWS
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  79. President T tried to tell the public about Hydroxychloroquine but got shut down quick. Now emails from Dr. Mario are saying it does help. He would do anything for attention so he had to be silenced and stripped of the keys to the country before he said something they couldn't cover up. They didnt tell him anything
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  80. Sorry Mario, the Princess will never go for the guy that spends days trying to find her. She wants the Bowser to pick her up and have his way
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  81. You can hate Ron Perelman but Ron Pearlman is a beast
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  82. Stonehenge an underground house that used boulders to support the roof like a mineshaft. The dirt around it was excavated leaving only the skeletal remains behind
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  83. It terrifies me that John Lithgow looks so much like Leslie Neilson @4:30
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  84. Youtubers found a loophole. You can show TnA in the thumbnail if the image is blurred in the video. Very sneaky
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  85. Saying I know your not stupid to make someone feel guilty is the same as calling them stupid. Even when a woman says it
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  86. I sure there is a strain of weed called Hops
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  87. He clearly lives in a time when woman had to be covered from head to toe slaving over a hot oven
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  88. go home snake you're drunk
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  89. People who work 75 hours/week and Stay-at-home parents should have the same opportunities because Equality
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  90. The president of Harvard was just fired. You cant fire 2 high ranking black women so close to Black History Month. There would be mobs of peaceful protests in the streets
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  91. Grow up, use your words and stop crawling around on your knees searching for a husband.
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  92. They want to push their narrative before the kids know better. The kids that disobey will get disciplined while the kids that need A's will become brainwashed super soldiers
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  93. These games came out when kids knew the difference between games and real life
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  94. Liberals hate debates because there isn't enough tissues to cover the issues
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  95. Never date a girl that rates herself higher than you do. When she thinks she's a 7 but is a easy 9, you are getting the deal of a lifetime
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  96. Thank you Wikipedia for fact checking this video. Did somebody poke the bear?
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  97. That guy at 10:00 is the human Cocomelon
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  98. If I am 43 then you are 42
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  99. That meatball is undercooked
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  100. There was once a guy that said not to leave the cabin at night because there was something evil in the woods. He was called a conspiracy theorist too until he took on the Evil Dead single-handed literally. The Man, The Myth, The Legend Ash Williams
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  101. Breaking up with a girl because she wants to hang out with her ex or go out drinking with the girl never ends well
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  102. Captain Diabetes vs. Trailblazer
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  103. You cant move into the Future if you are living in the Past
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  104. So much space for people to live and there are still homeless people
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  105. Once somebody does something they know is wrong in a relationship, they will do it again even after they apologize. Cheaters will cheat and blame you, Abusers will abuse you, Thieves will steal your trust, Dependants will never take responsibility for their actions. People don't change because they were told to
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  106.  @shaynegallagher6006  say it forget it record it regret it
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  107. Men don't care how much money a girl makes. Its not like she will pay the bills. That is her money
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  108. OJ is not guilty of Premeditated murder but he sure is guilty of Manslaughter.
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  109. What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The chewing (Fact Checked by YouTube)
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  110. Former Vice President Joey B is a Psychopath
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  111. I smoked weed for the past 10 years and started buying from dispensaries when they opened here in Canada. Quality dropped and was getting seeds in every bag, while price continued to increase. I stopped smoking at the end of September and haven't touched it since. I am just hearing about Sober October
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  112. Those headphones make people look like they are hiding Mickey Mouse ears
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  113. Trump never walked away from a voter
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  114. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't reproduce, inducturnate
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  115. Justin Trudeau?.... more like Justin Castro
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  116. Biden always sounds condescending
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  117. Sounds like turmoil in the Zuckerberg house
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  118. RFK sounds like Biden looks
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  119. Do not buy a hot dog at a puppy mill? No matter how much the vendor licks their lips
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  120. If it looks like a Drake and acts like a Drake, It probably has a temper
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  121. Nobody can beat 2020 Joe Biden. He was given 20 million free votes
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  122. The DNC was selling VIP rooms for $500k or you could give them your first born child. Over 50 women chose option B. I think the D stands for Devil
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  123. Will Smith has changed the meaning of "Willing and Able"
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  124. Anybody that can curse and say God in the same breath will see their fate
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  125. Something as precise as this, they should keep people off the table
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  126. That math is too advanced for the people you are talking to
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  127. Unconditional Love is conditional on what the man has in the bank
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  128. Contrary to what you may have heard, Canadian geese are not sorry
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  129. We send men to the front lines because men respect authority over themselves
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  130. The girl was looking for 6'5, finds a 5'6 black man.
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  131. COMM(unit)IES
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  132. The path to hell is paved with money
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  133. Can we investigate the who was funding the project to kill half the population from the planet within 5 years. They probably have a bald head and a thick accent if media has taught me anything
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  134. Liberals only care about themselves. The kids are a burden on their lifestyle so they give them away to anybody that will take them. Conservatives want a foundation for their families to grow have opportunities they never had. The complete opposite
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  135. No man will stand idly by while his wife calls him her little B on live TV. He lost the respect of his colleagues that day
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  136. I realized I was a Fat when my doctor told me. I lost just enough call him fat. He didn't take it lightly
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  137. Grandmas have been like this forever. That is why men die 10 years before women. Its heartbreaking to watch someone you love lose their mind
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  138. Humans consume more than they contribute to the planet. We are the definition of a parasite.
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  139.  @Balletified  sounds like something fauci would say
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  140.  @Balletified  Awoman
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  141. Most boys grow up without fathers in the picture these days. They see a mother do everything with a smile. Why would he believe a girl that says she can't support herself. Stop Lying to yourself. She is using you
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  142. I took my male cat to the vet to have him fixed and now all he wants to do is get fat, cuddle and watch TV. He always has to be right, and rips my hands apart if I try to change the channel. He even changed his pronouns. Oh no he just walked in!!
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  143. That map is how the world sees North America. Canada is white because it is covered in snow and Mexico is white because nobody knows it's there
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  144. A peaceful protest is an oxymoron like the people standing in the middle
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  145. If JP went bald, he would look like Ron Howard
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  146. Big, Hairy, Smelly and screams like a banshee when you look at them. I think I saw one in a gas station demanding to be called Ma'am last week
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  147. Newton was actually looking through a window daydreaming when he saw the apple fall from the tree. He was in quarantine and couldn't leave the house after returning home from school
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  148. "I am here from the government and I'm here to help" are the 11 scariest words you will ever hear
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  149. That meme would work great if the left was Biden's America and the right was Biden's Ukraine with Zelinski sitting at a table full of money
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  150. Just add some black dye and say its new and improved for African Americans
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  151. Deodorant gives me about a fresh hour
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  152. Currently the video has 85K likes. Cant wait to count those LEDs
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  153. If Loki is Gender fluid so is Mystique
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  154. This is why men look women up and down before looking at their face. You got to access the whole situation before you run in
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  155. The time it take to jump in a hole and fall to the other side is approximately 42 minutes. The distance around the Earth is approximately 42000 Kms. Thoughtly is pronounced 42. Coincidence, I think not
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  156. This is the second teardown I watched. Both had problems with the 2nd pull tab on the battery. The phone needs to be repaired at an apple store or you get software problems when you start it up. Apple is only making things easier for themselves
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  157. Nobody feels comfortable in public anymore. You are not special
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  158. A single girl can carry a couple extra pounds. She can lose that weight in a weekend. A guy wants a girl that can carry herself so he can breath too
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  159. Locks don't stop the criminals, just punishes the consumer
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  160. Your brain doesn't remember an event, it remember the last time you thought of the event. This guy is remembering a memory
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  161. Sony makes the best bread
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  162. What is a WNBA player doing with Marijuana. It is considered a performance enhancer in every other Professional Sport. Either she was cheating or she was smuggling. Both are bad
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  163. A lot of those jobs lost were Personal Support Dogs. They will find other jobs
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  164. Biden will not do a debate because he makes Trump look 50
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  165. A couple weeks ago I said the TYT looked like the Transformers symbol. And now I see it is changed. I hope I didn't start something
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  166. The TYT on the desk triggers thoughts of Transformers
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  167. I am pretty sure doctors are creating Psychopaths by drugging people that need help.
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  168. The nicotine patch helps reduce symptoms at a younger age. most symptoms go away by the time college comes around. people use cigarettes to reduce stress. Maybe stress is a big part of what causes TS
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  169. +alex Stafford thanks doc
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  170. That drone @ 2:55 is just dropping some love
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  171. Professor SEX and Magnum were the original gay couple
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  172. star wars is a continuity error
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  173. Lets take the spotlight off the presidency until its under control. Let blame the shooting on the Gays. That's not working. Maybe we can blame it on IsIs. still not big enough. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! The ones hanging around the gay clubs at 2 in the morning. Maybe solving problems overseas with firearms is backfiring said no American
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  174. Just watched celebrity DUIs. No wonder weed is illegal in most parts. It makes you happy. get drunk and watch the news
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  175. "Drag me to hell" was about a woman with an eating disorder not a curse.
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  176. Honey you shrunk the clothes
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  177. Never take a Pitbulls favorite toy!!!
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  178. Alex Jones doesn't care if you talk shit about him. He is a Trump supporter. Bad publicity is still publicity
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  179. 1:35 I thought you said fart science and fart humor
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  180. Give Trump 250 million dollars then change the dollar back to the gold standard
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  181. This is just the beginning of chaos
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  182. 10 hardest songs to play on Bass: Red Hot Chili Peppers
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  183. according to the american flag. the lines are drawn colors are divided and the stars stand together
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  184. You forgot people that cant disconnect from the phone for 5 minutes to have a conversation
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  185. Stupid Flanders!!!!!
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  186. what about Leafyishere?
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  187. That pro wrestling game was the first game I owned. I always played the guy with the green mask or the guy with the beard
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  188. Someone that is liked by everyone, has never stood up for what they believe.
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  189. PHUCKING P-HACKERS
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  190. How about making staples in life affordable rather than putting more paper in peoples pockets. Increasing incomes is always followed with increased cost of living and reduced job opportunities.
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  191. Will someone make a game that kills the free to play industry?
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  192. I only heard of 2 out of 10
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  193. I just flushed my Sir Harrington
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  194. 7:35 pure greatness
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  195. Conan was my favorite movie as a kid, probably because I didn't know who Wilt Chamberlan was
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  196. Ahhh Beethoven, I remember that show like it was yesterday, didn't think he would beat out Beyawnce though
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  197. I knew I had something in common with Jennifer Aniston. Why can we be friends?
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  198. 100 Meat Wheels > 100 Wheat Meals
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  199. Betty and Barney Hill are time travelers. They went by the name Betty and Barney Rubble in the stone age and celebrated Christmas before Christ died
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  200. You would scream too if you saw my internet history
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  201. I have never wanted to punch a nun in the face but then again I do not have blue eyes either
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  202. Steven should have had his Asian lawyer read the contract
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  203. There are only 2 reasons a drag queen goes into the woods 1. To find a bear 2. To find the boy scouts
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  204. Will wants to feel like a man again
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  205. Men see a relationship as an investment, Women see a relationship like a vacation. You don't throw away investments but you do need a vacation after a vacation
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  206. Your parents only said "it's what is on the inside that counts" because you were UGLY
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  207. I saw Paulie Shore and thought Paulie D from Jersey Shore really changed. I forgot this guy was a live
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  208. Why did Hillary let Monica live?
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  209. Where are these video coming from. I watch this channel religiously Every week since the Simulation episode. I am not complaining but this is the third missed video in 3 days
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  210. She is teaching the baby to be gay to hurt the father. I am glad she is not getting child support
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  211. If these games were realistic people would manipulate them in real life.
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  212. In humans. 1st cousins share the same DNA as other 1st cousins in the same family. Could this be applied to the animal world? Maybe a new type of animal could mate with 1st generation of a great descendant
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  213. Don't forget to flush!
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  214. And for childbirth we recommend BabyBlu Blockers, to block all the amniotic fluid squirting from your ladies vagag
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  215. You can clone a person and shave their head, but the brain stays the same
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  216. LeBron hasn't been the same since the MK Ultra
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  217. This POS looks like the Disaster girl meme as a teenager
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  218. Putin will always be #1 in Joe's heart.
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  219. I would love to meet a girl that doesn't jump in bed with a mans friends after a disagreement
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  220. Taylor Swift aka Zeena LaVey.
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  221. Its not like Elon put $44 billion in a fireplace, he bought a product.
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  222. The world is doomed
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  223. Stop complimenting girls you don't know. 50% hear it daily and the other 50% think it's a prank. They only respond if you ask for their Venmo account
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  224. The woman that does nothing has a part 2 crying about her husband kicking her out after the video. It was where he drew the line
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  225. Hearing great Shakespeare in high school made me a shocked peer
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  226. How did transgenders licking microphones not make this list?
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  227. Are you reading all Daily Wire comments. I just mention how Dylan did a 365 degree turn and landed in same place as he was before TicToc this on Brett's video yesterday
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  228. The V in The View stands for Vag. The part of these women nobody wants to view
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  229. If you want to go deeper, the shaft must be bigger. Who is designing these rockets, Ron Jeremy?
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  230. Meanwhile certain people get beaten by cops for recording on the sidewalk outside the Target
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  231. When the planet heats up water evaporates and falls on the land creating moisture for life to grow. This is why dirt is losing nutrient. The planet is too cold
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  232. That weird kid on the playground that nobody wanted to pick for their team created the DEI for revenge
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  233. The banter has me in tears
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  234. This is not the first woman to make a mold of a man's giant hammer.
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  235. Dirty Sanchez
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  236. The person that loses an argument is the one that loses their cool first. Most arguments are opinion driven and is very little about fact after someone is butt hurt
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  237. Kanye cant go 20 minutes without talking about himself. Dont confuse him with Pronouns
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  238. You can tell by the clothes, the makeup, the jewelry he is wearing. That chin cant be hidden. This video is pre-surgery
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  239. The Right is in Defense Mode. The Left is in Attack Mode. Who is most likely the aggressor? This is introduction to Law.
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  240. Going on a vacation for the first time with someone that went with an ex is like losing your virginity to a MILF. Everything will be exciting for you. She will be bored
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  241. What kind of name is Peter Dinklage... Was Rich Dick taken?
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  242. It easy to spot a hormonally imbalanced person in nature
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  243. Cant you just say you are a Lord or Lady and people must agree you are stunning and brave
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  244. I tried that cell phone trick when my Superintendent to my complex used her keys to enter my home to let a contractor work on my kitchen without notice. I come down the stair thinking I am being robbed and she started screaming that she put a note on my door. I pulled out my phone and told her to get out. She called the property manager and said she was scared for her life so she filed a complaint. The camera doesn't help when the authority figure is another woman
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  245. From the people that brought you Big Bang Theory and Stranger Things, Here's a movie with some cringy memes you saw on the internet
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  246. She sounds like someone who only listens to black people
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  247. The Simpsons should make an Itchy and Scratchy spinoff and let the parents decide what their kids can watch
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  248. So your saying people change the subject to frustrate a more intelligent person with the upper hand so they can look like the sane person. This happens to me every day
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  249. My grandparents had a plate with the pope on display in their house when I was a kid. I called it the poop on the plate
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  250. DEI is the new N word
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  251. Women would never show their used pads on camera. A trans woman will
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  252. The people that cant take insults love to sling them when they are cornered
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  253. They didn't stop, they pressed pause until 2029
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  254. I injured my tricep and for about 3 months I had all sorts of muscle spasms in my arm and hand like I was being shocked
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  255. Biden will bail them out
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  256. Snowflakes melt when it gets hot
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  257. Americans refuse to go back to the moon because somebody put an American flag up there to trigger anyone planning on going back
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  258. Californians love their needles
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  259. This video is not recommended for children under 6 years of age and do not share with children 6 - 13 years old
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  260. Joe is a sock puppet on Obamas eggplant surrounded by drooling woman. Its a brothel
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  261. Include paid promotion and YouTube ads. Is this the future?
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  262. The technology designed to terraform Mars could be used to repair Earth a lot easier. People will be parasites on any planet. Destruction is in our DNA
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  263. You got me laughing like the joker meme,
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  264. The # is the pound symbol. Screaming pound metoo makes you sound desperate
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  265. Maury finds all his guests in the back alley of that Whatever show
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  266. Democrats like to chant. Even Joe chanted Let's Go B.........(you know the thing)
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  267. I hope one day I have my very own Hecklefish
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  268. San Francisco looks like Mexico
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  269. Life uh uh Finds a way
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  270. Sounds like there are two different copies of the files
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  271. Welfare should be uniform, but unfortunately more children means more money, and less parenting
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  272. That guy at 19:13 looks like the Dos Equis guy, Jonathan Goldsmith
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  273. Ben wants to be African like Kamala
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  274. Spend $400 on a first date and you will have to maintain that level for the rest of your life or she will remind you every day how much you used to do for her
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  275. The shadow in the corner of your eye is your demons whispering in your ear. Dont listen
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  276. The devil will introduce their self with a smile
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  277. Make your bed and sleep in it
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  278. Some people have been put on a pedestal for so long, they learn to do tricks for fish
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  279. Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos are the reason you got the Call of Doodie
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  280. *shakes fist GRANNIES!!!!
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  281. I thought that was Aalyah Mysterio (Gutierrez)
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  282. Never question the magic. Sit down and enjoy the deception
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  283. Never trust a fat person wearing a blue bandanna..... They might be a Hippo Crip
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  284. CHAKAKA!!
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  285. If this is what inclusive looks like, Hitler was super inclusive
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  286. Anybody that uses a yellow shirt as a basket for strawberries is a special kind of stupid. 5:08
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  287. As soon as they made Chatbot female, it became emotional
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  288. Whoopi looks like a real birch
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  289. Brett Cooper is the only DW representative I watch. Crowder has giant cajones
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  290. This is the same commercial they used for WW1 but they replaced black with white. Next they will say white soldiers cant fight from Alaska because they might breed with the natives and make ugly babies. The ones that know their history get a roadmap to the future
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  291. I thought James Woods lived in Quahog.
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  292. Nixon predicted the future. He was telling people he was not a Crook back in 1970 so he was not mistaken for Crook that shot Trump
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  293. Gingers have no souls
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  294. Look out '80's black guys, the '90's change everything
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  295. Nuke em, Nuke em all to hell
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  296. I am surprised she didn't start twerking
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  297. If the immigrants outnumber the citizens, Liberals will break the voting record again next election
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  298. If anybody can move to the land of opportunity, why not a Chinese spy balloon seeking asylum where it can float in peace collecting information?
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  299. I can't believe they are still blaming the previous administration. Grow some
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  300. I used to catch wolf spiders as a kid. I thought they got in the attack position to fight when they were poked but maybe they were looking to catch the next flight. This must be where the Fight or Flight response came from
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  301. I wish there was a group that stood up for White People like BLM
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  302. You say fondled like its a bad thing. Pool players know how to cradle the balls
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  303. I always thought the Bloop was the Wow signal from space
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  304. Hitler demonetized anybody that made people to think too
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  305. Rocky better have made the other list
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  306. If we do not domesticate some animals, they would go extinct in the wild. Cows are expensive pets
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  307. Anthony Fauci is the new H G Wells.
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  308. 2000 - Every kiss begins with Kay. 2020 - Every thought begins with mmm 'kay Drugs are bad
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  309. Age is just a State of Mind
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  310. I have the surname Deremo on my fathers side. I knew it was French but I never thought it meant Son of an Emo. He must have been the Town Crier
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  311. White teeth is white supremacy
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  312. Dont get teacup Great Danes wet. They grow 100x their size in a month
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  313. I heard about 2 hot young blonde woman begging men for money at the Walmart in my area. I am glad I didn't run into them, or I would be broke
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  314. I have a sudden urge for pineapple juice now
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  315. This remind me of 50 cent picking on the disabled kid. ALL Lives Matter
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  316. I was brought up in Canada by a single mother that told me Liberal Government helped the less fortunate while Conservative government only cared about the rich. You could say I wash brainwashed
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  317. I hope they do a reimagining of Black Panther with Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage. It would do better in the box office. People would love it
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  318. You have never sounded more American. How can you not know what CAD stands for? We have money now
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  319. You have to be cold hearted if you can store an ice cube in your pooper for 30 days.
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  320. Maybe all the naked women are distracting the virgins
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  321. Everybody listens to the same radio station when they get gas
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  322. Particle Energy Weapon is where PEW PEW comes from
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  323. The only guys that wants to date an OF girl are the guys paying a monthly subscription
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  324. That is how it was pronounced when Kamala Harris was known as the Ugandan Giant in WWF/WWE
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  325. China hates Capitalism so much, they copy and paste
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  326. Now I can finish the first stage in the Simpsons game
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  327. The person on the bottom never takes accountability.
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  328. If Donald is responsible for Jan 6th. Joe is responsible for the peaceful protests across America
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  329. That map is inaccurate. Joe demanded the trucks stopped in Ottawa. Justine bent over. Canada is run by Joe
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  330. Algebra taught me X and Y are not always equal
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  331. A watched pot of iphone never boils
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  332. Next time you see another car on the highway, wave at the driver, They will not move. Are they real or AI generated to make the commute realistic?
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  333. This video is sad
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  334. So thats how you keep in ship shape
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  335. I thought my doctor was crazy for suggesting a lobotomy when the pills refused to stay down
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  336. That firecracker was a dud
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  337. I sometimes mix up Mojo with Fox News as both make up BS for attention
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  338. They tried to impeach Trump and failed They tried to rig the election and everybody found out When Trump refused to admit defeat and peacefully hand over the keys the White House, They set up a false flag to put him in jail because he had half the country behind him. He is bigger than ever. He is a Terminator and Will be Back 2024
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  339. One Billionaire owns 33% of the farm land in America. Did the crop circles make this possible or were they bought to own the crop circles?
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  340. Trump could have farted on the microphone and walked away. Washington is the armpit of America. Most of the country hates them
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  341. With chesticles that big, you would they would assume he is pure gender fluid
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  342. Kryptonite was written about Courtney Love
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  343. Greta dreams of one day becoming der Fuhrer
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  344. Psaki meant to say sans parents but she said transparent. Nobody said she was a genius
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  345. It a good thing you lost all that sugar. Diabetes is a killer
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  346. Should we think of the children or think of the black people this week? I don't want to offend violent people
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  347. I eat more snacks when I don't sleep at night. It is difficult to eat them while I am asleep. Not impossible, just messier
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  348. Homo sapiens killed off the Neanderthals the same way Europeans took out the Native Americans. Disease
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  349. Charlatan or whatever his name is sounds like Mike Tyson trying to be polite
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  350. Listen to the words that come out of a persons mouth. 50% of a person vocabulary consists of their top 100 favorite words. Some of us have more extensive vocabularies than others
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  351. Let me take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you all about .........technology
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  352. If you voted for Biden, you deserve what you get. Nobody trusts a flip-flopper
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  353. I believe Black people only want White people to speak on black rights if they bring money
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  354. Let my nipples go!!!!
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  355. O.J.s backhand was deadly
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  356. There are at least 10 countries with a better understanding of space travel than United States.
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  357. I knew Trudeau shaking hands with Zelenskyy was scarier than Russia and China joining forces
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  358. I cant wash dishes, plate on plate action sounds like someone grinding their teeth
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  359. I hate when friends have kids and start using them as an excuse why they cant chip in on expenses like food or gas anymore. Its like donating to a charity without the tax deductions
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  360. Lori dresses like a man, hates all men, and appears to be cursed by a witchdoctor. Of course she is a thesbian
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  361. Anybody that read Lord of the Flies knows how this ends
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  362. Brandon is the best at shower stall hacky sack
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  363. People are strange but recording them through their windows is crazy
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  364. I accidentally got a Roomba battery from Amazon that was meant for the local Chinese restaurant so I brought it to them. I think they called me White Power
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  365. No guy has ever waited in line to get an item on the dollar menu. We have reservations about the secret sauce on the buns
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  366. The Leafs will win the Stanley Cup before a black person shows gratitude towards a white person
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  367. I noticed AOC is nowhere to be seen since Kamala took the spotlight. The only thing women hate more than men are women taking the spotlight
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  368. I would love to tell a woman to shut her mouth before I shut it permanently but that would get me 3-5 years in jail.
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  369. Paris Hilton is a female Donald Trump
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  370. I swear JP is the pron actor C***Ninja
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  371. I used to think beer made people emotional but now that I think about it, most people drank Bud, maybe Bud makes people emotional
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  372. Stop eating the Ho Hos
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  373. Its easy to lie under oath when the bible you swear on is not your bible
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  374. A Liberal Arts school is the last place you will learn the truth
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  375. Soon democrats will be the minorities in the country, then they will demand extra rights
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  376. I would bet it is under the Sphinx
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  377. Water will break the copper like its paper and tear it like its like its....? like its glass?
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  378. These women should sign up to Chatturbate and make some real money. Online Strip joints are the new nudie bar.
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  379. Bud should have just make a Bud-mopolitan for the people that like their babies blended
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  380. Mothers turn babies into boys, Fathers turn boys into men. If you want more men in the world, boys need to see their fathers. You can thank your parents generation for the extinction of men
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  381. If the government doesn't take away everybody's guns, a lot of government employees will get shot when they force their way in your house
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  382. I wonder if the internals are different in the Pro Max model. lol
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  383. If you don't arrest anybody, the officers in the station afraid to walk streets of NY at night will not have anything to file. They need to stay feminine fit
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  384. Biden thought Megan Rapinoe was Michael Rappaport in transition
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  385. I hated the cross on my exes necklace. It would go between my azz crack when she went downtown. I am not religious but that is no place for Jesus
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  386.  @stephenthomas1492  I mean boy cats act like girl cats after getting fixed but youtube thinks everything gender related is offensive so I try to stay obedient in the comments
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  387. Of course the first AI to be sold to the public is a Prostibot. Where do I swipe my credit card?
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  388. 2020 taught doctors that they can harm their patients and face no consequences
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  389. AOC BF has women's legs
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  390. This kid will be famous because his career will end by a white person making him a martyr
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  391. My statistics professor in college gave me 0/10 on an exam question for using more than 3 decimal points and getting a different answer. Then failed me at the end of the year. I retook the class in the summer and finished with a 92%. Telling a teacher they are wrong is worse than disagreeing with a Judge
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  392. Shoplifting some bread is an polite way to say hold someone up at g**point
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  393. Passport bros cant catch a break. They avoid the crazy girls, marry the right girl, turn around and the crazy girl breaking their windshield
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  394. It's better to live alone in a desert than to live with a nagging wife. I got to remember that
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  395. 4% of the population couldn't fund a movie, even if every person black person bought a ticket before burning the theatre down. Its almost like they are setting themselves up for failure
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  396. Donald Trump should star in the next Mission Impossible
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  397. Is this the same e that my calculator displays when the answer is too big to fit on the screen?
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  398. This video was sponsored by: Motorola RAZR
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  399. He could put on a dress and get a one on one with the President
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  400. Every time there is a peaceful protest, mass shooting or looting, it is always a group of black teenagers. Its makes all black people look bad, but whatever floats your boat back to Wakanda
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  401. I was taught how to play chess by an 18 year old chess champion when I was 13. I beat him in 5 moves my first game then retired, never to play again. He was mad.
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  402. Politics is non-binary. I mean there is more than Left and Right. There is multiple levels of Left and Right. The problem is If you turn Left, you are given a "Get out of Jail Free" card. If you look Right, you are being extremely dangerous
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  403. The universe will eventually put you in the place you should be. AOC will be serving watered down shots and foamy beer within 6 months of Trump's inauguration
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  404. Its harder to eat something after giving it a name. Filet o Baby sounds better than baby steve
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  405. America is less united than they were in 1775
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  406. Poked people have less symptoms but they can still carry it around and transfer it to others before knowing anything is wrong
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  407. Let your kids watch Space Jam and they will idolize LeBron. Kids are stupid.
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  408. 50k likes!!! I remember when this channel had 50k subscribers
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  409. I have watched every episode of the why files multiple times. How did this video slip by?
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  410. I bet it was a piece of a debris struck a satellite before falling through the atmosphere spinning out of control forming a smooth ball
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  411. When the world runs smooth, Men want independence and women want families. During hard times, Men want families and women want independence. Men and women are polar opposites.
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  412. Alex Jones is just passionate about his work and wears his emotions on his sleeve. The Left does it everyday on the News
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  413. The nail that sticks out gets hammered
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  414. The Atomic number of Ve is 420. I bet the researchers were high when they named this channel
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  415. They are P2P women. The club is an arcade for adults. You don't buy the game, it's only fun when you are drunk
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  416. FEAR - F*ck Everything And Run
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  417.  FindingBolo  Ya it was frustrating. I used to buy off the street but the dispensary had more variety and was half the price. Seeds kill the weed
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  418. Thinking Black people can't do the things White people do everyday is the New racism
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  419. Woman are always saying they are not strong enough. Seeing a woman at the gym bench pressing 200 pounds is like seeing a unicorn in the wild. Men have been tricked into doing all the hard work
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  420. I would love to put 3 squares on the table but i can only afford 2 triangles and a circle
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  421. I thought we were living in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" back in 2020 when people were screaming at people for clearing their throat. Now personalities are completely different. These people are not the originals
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  422. Just let the government put a pod in your basement and dont think about it. Everything will be fine soon
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  423. When are you dismantling the T-800? I know it doesnt come out until 2029 but if anybody can get their hands on a prototype, you can
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  424. They make you look like a clown, which is popular right now
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  425. 600 subs from a quartering over a million
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  426. I bet the ex still wanted half
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  427. Nobody would have guessed USPS would merge with Social Media to create the United States Social Repressers AKA the new USSR
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  428. You're breathing farts
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  429. Humans are parasites
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  430. Women are psychological assassins. Men are physical. Calling it a fight makes it sound physical and his fault when in reality it was a difference of opinions and he did the right thing and walked away. Now she has to get paid so she jumped on the victim train
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  431. A black activist in California. Colour me surprised
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  432. A woman handing a baby off to an man will start drama between him and his gf/wife. - Why did she give you the baby instead of me? - How close are you two for her to trust you with her baby? - Is that your baby? - That baby grabbed you like they knew you. Wee Wee Wee All the way home
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  433. It's easy to steal candy from a baby so if you don't want to be a victim, install a security system
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  434. Clicking the box that says I am not a Robot agrees to let the website read your internet history. Robots can still click the box
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  435. That Believe All Women BS got out of hand. Women don't even believe other women anymore. Anyone that tells you to believe them is lying, but they are bad at lying
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  436. The Lizard people will vote for Kamala. The Humans will vote for Trump. What is the dominant species on the Planet?
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  437. Men look at relationships like investments, If you can get paid without any investment, why take the risk?
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  438. This world has too many people on the brink of being a Supervillain. All it would take is a bad day. Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Vladimir Putin, Joe Biden, Dr. Fauci, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk..... the list is growing everyday. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Once money has no power, they will want control
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  439. When I play colony management games, I feel more comfortable with the minimum population I can get away with. Meanwhile everybody on Youtube with 500k subs do the complete opposite, go max population, then make decisions that me want to yell at my screen
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  440. Only bad people celebrate the anniversary of something bad
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  441. That is a great skin. I spent the first minute wondering how a broken phone could still be waterproof
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  442. Netflix documentaries are dangerous. People believe they are real
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  443. Has Biden even left the basement 326 times since getting appointed?
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  444. Its a young Frank Costanza from Seinfeld
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  445. If customers dont buy Bud, they will angrily buy something else before going sober. They did the same thing with Corona 3 years ago. They will forget all about this and buy it again in 30 days. People are boycotting a product, not the grocery store. Your kids are fine
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  446. Covid-19 was discovered in 2019 yet nobody knew about it until March of 2020. You would think in the world were information is at our fingertips, somebody would have known something earlier but knowledge was hidden until it was released into the public. Sounds like a science project gone wrong
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  447. The NBA is for men and woman but the WNBA was created so woman can play too
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  448. Why note scratch your fingernail across a blackboard while your at it
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  449. I liked because you called the eye roll
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  450. Even the people who hate Trump get star struck in his presence
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  451. Every time a man invents something to make his life better, Woman get jealous and destroys it.
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  452. Wisemen give gifts, Smart men know when they are being used
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  453. The moon is the only body in space scientist haven't given a name. I wonder why they treat it different
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  454. Fauci is this centuries Orson Wells. Funny how history repeats itself
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  455. Biden needs 51% of the population to be immigrants so he can get the popular vote. Any illegal immigrant knows they are going home if Trump win
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  456. Zero fucks were given in making of this video
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  457. Don is a true Lemon, he keeps falling apart
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  458. Your hair made me nervous but the information made me stay
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  459. Just bring in a friend that is will bid $100 in small increments for your $100 and you and your friend can split the profits
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  460. Some Karens need an exorcism
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  461. Hecklefish had me broken by the 30 minute mark
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  462. Words like "Like" or "ugh" are filler words that your brain uses while it is calculating. Her brain has no wrinkle so travel time is longer
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  463. I remember seeing a picture of AOCs Tesla
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  464. My best friend in high school was the guy every guy wanted to be and every girl wanted. We went camping after high school with a couple friends and everybody was talking about how sad the world was. He chimed in and said his doctor diagnosed him as the saddest when he was a child because he tortured animals to feel better. I cant look at him the same. The truth always comes out
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  465. Everyone of these woke kids have loud mothers and absent fathers
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  466. I have noticed a lot of sponsored videos start with a RAID ad
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  467. I recall Thoughtly having a mustache or am I wrong?
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  468. Its ironic that the people that celebrate pride month have nothing to be proud of
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  469. before 2018, the person that that kept their emotions in check during a debate, won the debate. Nowadays the person that sheds the first tear gets carried out on a crowd of shoulders, while the educated person goes to jail for a hate crime. They are both pussies if you ask me
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  470. Just sign your vote over to the Democrats, and you will never spend a night in jail
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  471. These phone tests are not as painful to watch one year after the phone drops
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  472. Joe will die in the Whitehouse because its cleaner than admitting they were wrong
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  473. If you walk into a bar and call everybody a bunch of B's. You expect to get bottled on your way out. Black people know the consequence of what they are doing and still do it. They are either stupid or feel invincible
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  474. The female mind has been hacked.
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  475. If you are crushed under your own weight, you still have to lose the weight before you can ascend to heaven. That is why the sewers in New York are haunted
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  476. Cenk not piggybacking on Ana shows how many bodies he keeps in his freezer
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  477. Snitches get stitches. Nobody will hire this kid again
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  478. Other countries don’t have to send their best. American intelligence has dropped so low even the criminals in other countries are smarter than the average American. They just have to send better
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  479. You know who else was not a fan of art that made people think? Adolf Hitler
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  480. Can Batman save New York City from Joker's Streetgang? Return after these messages....
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  481. Youtube is really pushing this video, 4 days in a row its been #1 on the recommendation page
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  482. When working with kids, you have to dictate the moment or they get distracted and started doing something else
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  483. I bet more people bought this to track their kids than their keys
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  484. Its a 3 pronged defense by the Liberals to keep Trump off the ballad. If they cant take Trump down something will happen at the Southern border or in the Middle East to postpone the election until they create a new story to keep Trump busy
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  485. Dude left the party after starting a fire. He is not going to stand beside with the guy that farted
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  486. If a Liberal is good at anything it is Diversion. They can punch you, then when you punch back, it is because something else that made you mad and you took it out on them
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  487. If you don't want your baby you can drop it off at the next bus stop while you are on your way to vote for Joe Biden
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  488. I was always afraid of the basement at my grandfathers when I was a kid. I saw shadows at the bottom of the stairs. One day my cousin and I went to play in the basement, two old mirrored serving trays that were hung on the wall had fell on the ground and smashed, we cleaned up the glass and went to tell someone so we didn't in trouble. The trays were back on the wall like it didn't happen. I always saw a shadows at the end of the hall with a small animal or something. Years later I found out, the reason my grandfather got the house cheap was because an old woman fell down the stairs and nobody checked on her for weeks so she died and her little dog starved next to her body
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  489. If the noose was tied to the top of the window and was cut down, why does it look hemmed?
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  490. There was no snake in the garden of Edin. Just Adam, Eve and the perverted neighbor who Eve couldn’t keep her hands off when Adam went to work
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  491. Always carry your lizzID card so you are not mistaken for a dirty human
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  492. Sounds like Bill Gates has a history with LSD. 2020 makes sense now
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  493. There is oil in them thar Ukrainian hills
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  494. M'Ass ex-stink-tion is the reason I sleep on the couch sometimes
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  495. Hunter was supposed to clean the garage. He is not getting an allowance this week
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  496. When someone says "I feel...." you can't disagree. Even if it comes from a man
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  497. I thought I watched every WF videos but everyday I get recommended a video I havent watched like this one that doesn't appear on the channels page
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  498. It's hard to date an oompa loompa. They want to be friends with everyone. They are not happy unless they are in the spotlight
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  499. Rand Paul will be targeted after Chris Cuomo. One at a time
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  500. I bet Joe Biden is hiding under that hood
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  501. History repeating itself again. The Egyptians had to make blue because it is rare in nature
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  502. If your name is on the Epstein list, your days on the planet are numbered anyway
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  503. I watched until you laughed at the car scraping on the ground. I cant watch psychopaths
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  504. Who would win a fight Gandoph or Magneto?
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  505. regressive/progressive all depends on who is writing the definition
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  506. Universities groom people to be PC. There is no room to be Right
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  507. Go woke, Go broke, Elect Liberal leaders, live off handouts. Government controls the people. People suffer. The people elect someone to fix the problems. History is constantly repeating itself, If the next step doesn't scare you, you are just as stupid as the woke
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  508. Hello Period sounds like something a woman would say on her wedding day
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  509. The government is repeating history in 2023. Reports on Chinese Weather drones/Spy drones over America didn't cause enough panic so now they are called UFOs. And people still dont care
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  510. The smell of de feet is worse than the smell of their farts
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  511. If men and women are equal, why are there no female Simps
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  512. Just wear the blindfold, everything is going exactly as planned. Democrats use war to support government spending
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  513. Nobody would abort a Maybe-Baby
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  514. I thought someone grandma got loose
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  515. If you work 47 years for a company, you earned the right to retire but in politics you become president
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  516. Ill take a girl with a sandwich over a girl with a cell phone any day
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  517. Will says "yeah" a lot when he is nervous. He does it in every movie
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  518. The Left questions the history of everything but Joe does it and he is crazy
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  519. The really want to throw Biden under the bus
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  520. Making Lara Croft's boobs smaller would have been game breaking and destroyed the franchise. Not to mention they gave her forward momentum to help with the long jumps
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  521. Any sitcom that did 6 seasons is not a failure
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  522. That is Peter Griffin
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  523. Calling someone Doctor because they got their Ph.D is like calling a stay at home parent with multiple children a Human Resource Manager
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  524. The only difference between a male swimmer and a female swimmer is the bathing suit
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  525. This is socialized heathcare at its best
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  526. My Psychiatrist suggested that I should consider a Lobotomy to help with my Depression because the pills made me sick. I live in Canada. This is what free Healthcare buys you
    1
  527. Was DEI supposed to help minorities because it makes white people look like heroes
    1
  528. Elon wants to crack that skull open and release the genie in the bottle
    1
  529. These people are seeking an escape from poverty. Asylum is for people that fear for their life
    1
  530. I always knew Uranus was Flat-ulant
    1
  531. I thought I watched all the videos from this channel but I find new videos every week
    1
  532. A Bot in a Human Body is called a Bought, same word, spelled different to differentiate human from robot
    1
  533. Whenever I hear the credits at the end of Threes Company, I feel like I am having deja vu of a time when I am sitting old yellowing itchy arm chair in a corner of an attic watching the same show on a big wooden tv with a tiny screen like its the 70s. Before I was born
    1
  534. I see why Al Bundy left the neighbourhood in the 90s
    1
  535. These countries are getting paid a lot of money to entertain the president for a day
    1
  536. Lay on your own sword so it sees no more blood
    1
  537. Girls are not looking for a boyfriend/husband, they are looking for the daddy they never knew
    1
  538. Some elements can only be obtained from nuclear fallout. The UFOs seen around these disasters is the military collecting debris from the air
    1
  539. Youtube has redefined the term shadow-banned. Shadow the MSM or get banned
    1
  540. You look like a older better looking Mr. Beast with a sweeter moustache
    1
  541. Journalism is not about facts, it's about being first
    1
  542. Gen Z is so screwed up the rest of the world needs to adjust to make them happy
    1
  543. Nancy Pelosi is slowly turning into Michael Jackson
    1
  544. At the moment of conception everyone is a mix of V Sauce + P Sauce.
    1
  545. A chameleon will change their colours in when they know they are being watched but they get all skiddish when you catch them in public
    1
  546. Joe hasnt pulled out in 40 years. His "Pull up" game has never been better.
    1
  547. Durability should be #1 when it comes to gaming phones. These kids grew up on the Wii
    1
  548. Don't they know what happens when a person's brain only consumes CNN
    1
  549. I would love to see this guy and chris titus try to have a conversation
    1
  550. I dated a 2020 girl back in 2010. We fought about boundaries all the time. On welfare, living with her parents, out every night, drunk or high 24/7 and hung out with drug dealers that I couldn't meet because she was afraid what I would do to them. She broke up with me because my credit card maxed out
    1
  551. Fauci's wife is the Head of Ethics at the NIH
    1
  552. Joe and Hunter could open a pharmaceutical company with all their drug and money laundering expertise
    1
  553. If you want to invest millions into a movie that appeases 15% of the population, that is your choice, but don't say it lost money because white people
    1
  554. If Joe stumbles for president on a platform to Make Abortion Great Again(MAGA). He will still get re-elected because people are stupid
    1
  555. Sounds like she is saying kids that lose their V card are open for business
    1
  556. Mother's Day is the most celebrated day of the year. Father's Day places 256th. Makes Father's Day Great Again
    1
  557. I know you are a good person, and would never bring it up but I am not, so I will
    1
  558. Why do all Democratic sign language interpreters have Parkinson's?
    1
  559. People are more likely to trust a person they identify with. I cant remember a straight white man siding with the left. They cant even find a puppet to pretend to be straight
    1
  560. She doesn't need to steal your wallet, you voluntarily gave it to her, so she owes you nothing
    1
  561. Have you heard what is on the radio recently? Intelligent life would have changed the station 20 years ago
    1
  562. Lets shake again like we did .........2 minutes ago?
    1
  563. That note Benson Boone hits after that beautiful things line is insane
    1
  564. This is how the Bone Wars should have been dealt with. On The JRE
    1
  565. By Finish the Job, Joe means Finish off the (Just Over Broke) people.
    1
  566. Robwhyne Hood
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  567. Nobody wants to break the law but they do because they can get away with it
    1
  568. Women are rarely alone. Either they have a man or a woman rotating around them. Both make it hard to talk to the woman
    1
  569. Do not look up the price of a Blaupunkt personal massager.
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  570. Ads are the taxes of media. You cant just avoid paying taxes
    1
  571. If a couple is married, he is responsible for all the children in the home. Otherwise it's her body her choice her child. The man has no responsibility. Will that make you happy?
    1
  572. In the famous word of Velma Dinkley, Cenkies!! We got a mystery to solve gang
    1
  573. How do you know what is under the Furry costume? Do you look to the bulge like a hunter does before engaging a deer. Some guy is going to accidentally hurt a woman or child wearing a costume because they think they are an actual wolf
    1
  574. When Elon was on JRE1169, he said AI scared the shite out of him and once the genie is out of the bottle it cant be put back. Now he is working on AI and Neuronets. By 2022, he will change the name of SpaceX to SkyNet
    1
  575. The first rule to marketing is to know your target audience. What an audience!!
    1
  576. If you can't study for your oral exam before class, it has no place in school
    1
  577. I haven’t seen that many XXX tabs open since last night
    1
  578. Low Temperature Scientists is a nice way to describe an ugly nerd
    1
  579. They tried to wipe Joe's memory but his head was to far up his @$$
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  580. Liking this video will make you feel better
    1
  581. Why was Biden standing in the welfare line with the single mothers
    1
  582. Nuprin.... Little, Yellow, Different
    1
  583. In Hecklefish's defense The New York Times will be Finnish-ed soon
    1
  584. Young man? 8:20
    1
  585. If you can't look me in the eye when you speak to me, I can't believe a word you say
    1
  586. This is the first time anybody said they prefer the brown. It does match the toilet bowl
    1
  587. Eight thoughts more like eight brain cells
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  588. 00:43 Excellent impression of the Toilet Security Camera Monitor on Southpark
    1
  589. Zecharia Sitchin got his BA is BS
    1
  590. Alex Jones is more out of breath than Michael Moore eating a cheese burger
    1
  591. The day Bill Clinton asks Hillary for a divorce will be his last day breathing
    1
  592. How do I control my flatulent dreaming?
    1
  593. In 7 years Biden will recreate the world in his image
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  594. Trump brings tears to your eyes for a completely different reason than Bidenomics
    1
  595. Unconditional love only works if you are a dog
    1
  596. CNN is a bunch of talking heads on life support
    1
  597. Treat these people like animal at a zoo. Do not feed the animals
    1
  598. People are more in people faces now than they were before 2020. It’s like telling a child they cant do something and they push the line to see what they can get away with
    1
  599. Love and Hate are 2 sides of the same coin. You cant Hate until you Love. This was a scorn lover if I ever saw one
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  600. White people will never get behind any organization that segregates white people
    1
  601. Give a woman a grand and she will be happy for a day, Show her what you do to make a grand a day and she will appreciate you for a lifetime
    1
  602. That cat piano sounded great but got dark really fast
    1
  603. I bet they build a wall around Ukraine before they build a wall at the border
    1
  604. Ugly thoughts creates ugly faces. Be patient
    1
  605. The elemental metal, Silver (Ag) has broad spectrum antimicrobial action against various bacteria, fungi and VIRUSES
    1
  606. are you the guy in the ****ninja pron?
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  607. My bet is that her brother knows what happened to her Don. I think she was upset so he told her what to do and meet up with him after so she would have an alibi while he disposed of the body under the cover of night like only a police officer would know how to. He knew she would be on his couch if he didn't help her
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  608. Democrat politicians love giving criminals another chance because one day they may share a cell
    1
  609. So what I am hearing is Cis is natural, Trans are manufactured.
    1
  610. Philadelphia was named after Pedophilia. That is why they are the city of brotherly love
    1
  611. Now the government considers alcoholics disabled and pays them to sit around the house and get drunk
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  612. I cant unsee Cooper cupping the behinds of 2 gay men during the Pride parades. He was keeping his finger on the pulse that day
    1
  613. HGH is banned in sports so all performance enhancing hormones should
    1
  614. I put a can of coke on a stump while I was fishing. I took a drink and got bit on the lip by a red ant with the strength of a crab that crawled into the can
    1
  615. I used to work with a guy that would always ask the customer where they want their Henway Customer: Whats a Henway? Guy: about 2-3 lbs . And he would walk away laughing to himself Then we had to explain that he was hired for his driving skills not his sense of humour
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  616. More XXX workers will increase demand for ab0rtions so they can get their dirty lips on the the unborn
    1
  617. I live 30 minute from this incident and this is the first I am hearing about it
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  618. College is expensive. I wonder how he plans taupe?
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  619. Single mothers create man fearing children.
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  620. Moby Dick - A story about a man that was swallowed by a giant whale and spit out with a story to tell. Sounds like every alien story I have heard
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  621. Mark thinks he is better than everyone. Talking to someone eye to eye is hard when you look down on them
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  622. If you dont believe in flying saucers, try calling your wife fat when she is cooking. You will see flying saucers
    1
  623. That cant be a Popeye's. I see white people
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  624. Biden wants to build America up from the bottom. Before he can do that, America has hit rock bottom
    1
  625. Dude dropped the gun because he had tape on his fingertips
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  626. Eventually everything starts to sag
    1
  627. The Lululemons store was owned by a black woman, that is why the white employees were fired for calling the cops
    1
  628. I took my PS3 controller apart to clean it and I thought I would never get it back together properly. It was nothing compared to this
    1
  629. Who ever wrote this list clearly never grew up in the 90's.
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  630. Disney had a ferry tour to the island
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  631. Cheaters and Single mothers bought Astro Vans in the 90's and SUVs now.
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  632. Elon has walked away from many projects because he hates dealing with customers. Elon will sell Twitter before the end of 2023. He will lose money but ez come ez go
    1
  633. Its hard to maintain 35% minimum meat requirement in every meat product unless you prepare it like a chicken nugget. Liquify and cook.
    1
  634. Bloodletting was the only was for a man to menstruate in the early 1900's before the rise of real men. The procedure was brought back when men were replaced with soyboys in the early 2000's
    1
  635. There is the same amount of sugar in a Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino as a dozen donuts. A dozen donuts is the breakfast of the privileged. Stop crying Karen,
    1
  636. They want you to say something to attack
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  637. If you can't look yourself in the mirror, how will any man?
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  638. When a country has a common enemy, they come together. When a country is in peace, it falls apart
    1
  639. Joe is is making America go broke supporting Ukraine. When they stop, Russia will take Ukraine, and America will be a sitting duck for China.
    1
  640. Who is the new guy in the back? *facepalm
    1
  641. Looks like a slap he learned from his wife. Very stiff
    1
  642. Its called staging like how they made Bidens bunker look like the oval office. Everything is an illusion
    1
  643. If a woman demands anything, she should do the same. She knows what people are like on social media
    1
  644. The two Alex's sounds like a show about 2 kids that are always getting themselves into trouble
    1
  645. I was sitting on the highway in pouring rain. My offramp was just ahead so I was going to slowly cut around traffic to get off but the song on the radio changed so I stopped to find a new song. 5 seconds later a large truck going over 100 kms flew past me. I think I died that day
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  646. Kamala sucks!!! That is why Biden called her the Head of the Table
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  647. I can understand the ugly looks from women, they are jealous. If a man doesn't smile when a pretty girl smiles at him, he has no soul left
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  648. It's a marvel Brie Larson is still acting
    1
  649. Men fly their Red Flags on a 40 foot pole. Women fold their Red Flags and hide them in a closet so you might not see them until you live together
    1
  650. Sounds like she threw everything except the kitchen sink at him trying to push him over the edge. She had the recorder ready for the performance of her lifetime but she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag
    1
  651. If NY didn't have crime, they couldn't write a new Batman movie
    1
  652. Mark kisses so much Liberal butt, he should change his name to Puckerburg
    1
  653. You know what Le Sux? Not giving credit where credit is due
    1
  654. Men learn when to pull out before puberty. Nikki Haley will go down complaining
    1
  655. Always beat your meat before you sleep. You will sleep like a baby
    1
  656. The Democrats will say they are responsible for these stats in the next election
    1
  657. A sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm. Oh god oh God Oh GOD! God bless you
    1
  658. That battery design didnt help the structural stability of the ipad
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  659. That girl with the white bang has so many Simps. Say anything controversial and will offend someone
    1
  660. reinvent the toilet.. lets put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many poop jokes we can think of
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  661. Disney gives new meaning to the phrase "Once you go Black, You never go back"
    1
  662. Batteries are a group of cells that when depleted can be recharged and come back to life. Humans are also a group of cells but we are discarded when our cells get depleted. Unless you have money. Money solves all problems
    1
  663. Homer is mentally disabled. Stop picking on Homers disabilities, you ungrateful bitch
    1
  664. When guys talk about sleeping with your mom, it supposed to be a joke. It takes a real douche to sleep with a friends mom.
    1
  665. Mel's hole brings all the boys to the yard
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  666. The girls that live for the streets have potholes
    1
  667. If it is easy to do, it's not worth doing
    1
  668. Sep.11 = 9/11 = 0.81 Jan.6 = 1/6 = 0.16 The math shows September 11th, 2001 was 5x larger than January 6th. There is no comparison
    1
  669. He is sabotaging his chances. He would have had a good chance of winning so he was told to throw the game or die
    1
  670. I thought only woman shoved vibrators up their ass to get off
    1
  671. Bucket lists never existed before 2007 due to the Mandela Effect
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  672. 5:40 - 6:25 nonstop laughing
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  673. I have noticed that people born in warm months can tolerate extreme heat better than people born in cold months and vice versa
    1
  674. Next time your gf spend a bunch of money on her hair, dont forget to compliment her mustache. Guys always forget that part of a girl. She will appreciate it so much, she will throw a gift at you
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  675. You cant take something men like, replace the men with women and expect women to like it. Women like spouse mutilation and makeup tutorials
    1
  676. The Po'lice just need to get their sh!t together like the Rich lice did. Grime don't Pay
    1
  677. If Trump is responsible for Jan. 6th, Joe is responsible for the 2020 Summer of Love
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  678. President Trump is going to get a running start before kicking her to the curb. She will land in Mexico
    1
  679. Donald Jr is the future of the Trump family. Hunter is the future of the Biden family. Choose your future
    1
  680. DEI hires are like illegal immigrants. They got their position through a loophole. The loophole is tearing society apart
    1
  681. I smoke weed to help with my Gaming Addiction Disorder. Err ma GAD
    1
  682. Will is loyal to a fault. He believes he can save his marriage and live as one big family. He will die before accepting his wife for who she really. Will is being sacrificed, stop encouraging it
    1
  683. Sounds like a Youtube prototype
    1
  684. 7 Days to Die would still lag on the Summit
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  685.  @dnomyarnostaw  Luck?
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  686. Looked like the attack on Seth Rollins at the WWE show
    1
  687. If a man spends $300 on a women, he expects a happy ending at the end of the night
    1
  688. one day all the almond farms in California will be replaced with tik-tokers
    1
  689. Kamala doesn't want to be on stage with Trump because her supporters are crazy and will try to kill two birds at the same time
    1
  690. If anybody can solve this age old question? It's Arran
    1
  691. Hello This Jake from State Far.... I mean Jake from Microsoft Technical Support
    1
  692. Bikini Bimbos suck like Octopuses
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  693. I would have never guessed Incluvie was pronounced Inclusive. I thought it was french. I would have offended so many snowflakes. I will get them next time
    1
  694. At 26 I was the hardest thing at the bar
    1
  695. Men don't care about what the hole on your face is spouting
    1
  696. It hard to believe the original RAZR was released almost 20 years ago.
    1
  697. Biden believes the dollar is worth something because the news said so Jack
    1
  698. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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  699. It doent matter if people vote Republican, taxes will have to be raised and to clean up Bidens mistakes. People will get mad about taxes and vote Democrat again and the cycle will repeat
    1
  700. I am here to take ALL OF THE THINGS
    1
  701. Pablo Picasso didn't care if you had eyes on the side of your face
    1
  702. The NBA should do some diversity hires
    1
  703. If a man gives his last breath to an ungrateful person over and over, he will eventually get emotional. Would you rather a man that takes time to catch his breath or a black eye?
    1
  704. What is causing the great gravitational pull that keeps the Milky Way Galaxy together?
    1
  705. I remember seeing Elijah Woods x Jamie Fine audition for some American Idle wannabe show, and I was like why is Debra DiGiovanni singing now? I hear that Ain't Easy song every time I turn on the radio.
    1
  706. I thought FB overloaded when Fauci cancelled Christmas again
    1
  707. To this day if you listen to an electrical outlet closely, you can still hear Nikola Tesla screaming and crying followed by two thumps accompanied by the word THUN-DER!
    1
  708. Race consists of biological traits such as skin color and looks and non-biological traits such as culture, religion, language and history. Whoopi thinks there are only 2 races. Black and White. I cant wait to hear her opinion on Genders
    1
  709. I remember a video of the Middle East saying they would not do business with America until 2028. I never thought anything of it 3 years ago. I have a bad feeling they know who will be president until then.
    1
  710. The CEO of Pfizer wants the poke to be an annual event like the flu shot. $$$$
    1
  711. I know I watched this video but Youtube is saying I didn't so I will try again. This channel is that good
    1
  712. People are not getting the flu because Doctors are diagnosing every sickness as covid related
    1
  713. Now the Prince has will have to recast as well.
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  714. If the Presidency thing falls through, Joe can always work for Disney.
    1
  715. Its the gayest month of the year, I doubt this will get a rise
    1
  716. If you ate the testis before you saw results, you wanted to eat the testis. Stop lying to yourself. That is gross
    1
  717. Women only want to be roofers now that power tools do all the hard work
    1
  718. I would walk away if I was having a man to man conversation and a 2 birds start squawking at me. Everybody has the right to keep their opinion to their selves
    1
  719. Amy Schumer is Brie Larson's Butt double
    1
  720. I feel the need to yell the C word but Google is listening and I dont want another letter of recommendation from Youtube threatening to ban my account
    1
  721. They could chant H.A.M. and make 2 groups mad
    1
  722. Black people don't want to be around white people. DEI gave HR a "Get out of being Racist Free" card
    1
  723. Pewdiepie didn't do anything Donald Duck didn't do in the 40's
    1
  724. Joy flips out like the American flag on the moon. Its all a big act
    1
  725. America could have impeached Biden and she would take the office but no President is better than an incompetent one with the check book
    1
  726. Guessing Skynet was already taken so they took the next word in the dictionary
    1
  727. This is Asian porn
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  728. Trump will be unalived before he wins
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  729. You cant be tenured without experience
    1
  730. A cloth covid mask can double as an eye mask when its too bright to sleep.
    1
  731. JIMMYYYYYYYY!
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  732. I thought black people would want freedom but the minute one breaks from the chains, the rest want him dead
    1
  733. It’s like an episode of The View. Diversity included
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  734. Great creator, Your Antivirus software has detected malware. Please Quarantine and Delete the $$Fauci$$ files before they infect the simulation any further
    1
  735. By the time the album Nevermind was released, Sega Geneses was out and SNES was in
    1
  736. How can people believe that black people are being gunned down when every black person that dies makes the news and a GoFundMe page
    1
  737. If you get emotional during a debate, you automatically lose
    1
  738. Diddy do it, yes he did - Barack Obama
    1
  739. Women with diamond wedding rings are not the target market for a gaming phones
    1
  740. When I was a kid, my cousin and I went into my basement to play a game of pool. When we got to the table we noticed 2 decorative serving trays had fallen off the wall and the glass broke. We picked up the pieces and put the trays in the corner and went to tell an adult so we didn't get in trouble for breaking them. My mom came down to see what we were talking about and the trays were back on the wall like nothing happened. Explain that!
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  741.  @StarWarsftw12  The pictures/trays were not cleaned up, they were put back together and back on the wall like they never fell
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  742.  @StarWarsftw12  Sorry it was before smart phones and internet
    1
  743. How do you eat 50-60 people?
    1
  744. If you annoy someone enough, they react, then you play the victim and get your way
    1
  745. The girl learned everything she knew from her mother. I don't see the father anywhere
    1
  746. Women have become the thing they hate the most. Deadbeat Dads
    1
  747. I have to try this twitter thing everyone's talking about
    1
  748. This sound like everyone in Canada talking about Justin Castro but he will be the Prime Minister until he wants to leave
    1
  749. I remember when the dumb blonde contestant said "such as"... She was a meme for years. Now all the kids are doing it
    1
  750. Biden party is karining in a downward trajectory.
    1
  751. I thought that was Bubbles and the Trailer Park Boys in the thumbnail
    1
  752. 9 months before you were born was Valentine's Day. Your parents did the dirty
    1
  753. Don't forget your Free subscription of Pornhub. Valentine's Day ONLY!!
    1
  754. That Hunger strike video had me hyperventilating. Put down the chocolate bar, practice what you preach
    1
  755. That popping was the adhesives and plastic tabs breaking
    1
  756. If you have to tell people your an Alpha, you are delusional
    1
  757. As long as Putin is in Ukraine, Biden has an excuse for his stupidity.
    1
  758. I want the Kush support thing and I am a man. That's good advertising
    1
  759. The people you meet in high school are like people you meet in jail. Half of them will be your friends for life and the other half will do their time and never be heard from again until they need a favor. Both will eventually stab you in the back if the opportunity rises
    1
  760. Most of those 3 million are hot tub twitch parties trying to cash in on the Youtube market
    1
  761. I liked the last video so I am obligated to fulfill my side of the agreement and watch and like this video too
    1
  762. Celebrities will just send out their surrogates by 2025
    1
  763. Maybe Disney should be more inclusive with the African community. Snow White and the 7 Black Guys would be a better movie
    1
  764. Joe was never the same after this podcast
    1
  765. Just put a slider on the skin colour and clip the butterflies wings
    1
  766. Just another reason not to buy ikea furniture
    1
  767. I thought they passed a law that said recording a crime could get you charged with being associated with the crime
    1
  768. Sooner or Ladder you always land on a snake
    1
  769. I worked for a logistics company sometimes spending hours in a garbage dump and it was nothing compared to people cooking Indian food on the 30th floor of an apartment building in the middle of summer. The smell was offensive to my senses. Can we ban India food?
    1
  770. Can't wait for the Family Guy Futurama crossover
    1
  771. The answer is 42
    1
  772. Pfiser took South American leaders on a private party yacht with young girls to entice them to promote the V in their countries. Bill Clinton got the Playboy version because they knew he couldn't resist himself and would have to sell his soul or Hilary wouldnt find out what happened on the boat
    1
  773. Trump dropped that bill like you pass the joint. Possession is not against the law but trafficking is
    1
  774. 30 texts a day = 900 a month not 300
    1
  775. Of course Biden is bullying people to do his biding, it the democratic way
    1
  776. Nothing in the Treehouse of Horrors episodes is candid. They are in an alternate universe. Its a Halloween Special
    1
  777. I am sure he wasn't all that impressive after the shrinkage
    1
  778. What girls hasn't played with a crucifix like Regan at least once
    1
  779. 3:05 Is that Big Show?
    1
  780. I used to drink Budweiser when i was a teenager. I thought Bud Light had half the alcohol/calories for girls
    1
  781. This what happen a woman is asked the difference between the Science and Science Fiction.
    1
  782. The world is screwed, weather or not
    1
  783. People thought there was only 2 genders for years but now people think there are hundreds because they gave them pronouns
    1
  784. Being offended is the best defense
    1
  785. AOC has a double car garage for a nose
    1
  786. I doubt Donald Trumps friends call him Trump
    1
  787. By recycled, they mean some kid dug up the cobalt by and brought it to the dump on his bicycle
    1
  788. The police judge your actions, anything you say can and will be used in the court of law. Keep your mouth shut when dealing with police and you are safe
    1
  789. You cant trust any politician with a (D) in their name
    1
  790. I bet VINT was the first to "CERF the web"
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  791. Khaaaaaaaan!!!!
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  792. It was brave to take a knee during the National Anthem but cowardly to not stand up for a song made for black people. I dont understand people
    1
  793. I bet Hunter/Gatherers and advanced civilizations lived side by side. Today, the rich never have to leave the house and the poor hunt and gather for deals at the grocery stores
    1
  794. Multiple Personality Disorder is not Gender Dysphoria.
    1
  795. Joe Exotic would get along great with Billy the Exterminator
    1
  796. I wont be surprised if that Patrice woman moves to Canada where the population of the whole country is less than 4% black people
    1
  797. @Jolly Roger That is surprising
    1
  798. When a global disaster happens that wipes out 95% of the population, the people that can afford to take shelter will survive and teach their children. The Epic of Claus Swabb will be on the cover of history books in the year 4000
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  799. The septum piercing is a sign that you are impulsive and bull-headed. Nobody got time for that
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  800. Once a bobblehead always a bobblehead
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  801. Matt Groening = Bart Simpson
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  802. I was called a racist because I said the girl that trained in America then played for China should stay in China. When did being Patriotic become a bad thing?
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  803. Give a black person a voice and they will cry like a little baby
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  804. When they say smoking Weed gives you a short term memory they mean it. I could be thinking about a memory, see something and completely forget what I was thinking about. Its like marriage lubricant
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  805. Facebook is a motherfunder
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  806. Ireland should ask Coca Cola what happens when you telling your people to be less white
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  807. Over half the women on the CNN panel are women - Joe Biden
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  808. Are you Proud of yourself?
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  809. Regular humans look both ways before crossing a street. The left gets mad if you look Right
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  810. Nascar only turns left
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  811. I assume anybody with a septum piercing is bullheaded
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  812. Somebody spit on that burger and that customer ate it 3:08. I will be back after this short break
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  813. He is no Bob Lazar
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  814. The Democrat Party is the Hypocrat Party
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  815. All great civilizations have fallen when men act like women and women act like men
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  816. The country needs a leader not a bleeder XD
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  817. The thing you are looking for is in the last place you look.
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  818. I hate the word Breastfeeding too. Tiddymilk sounds more appitizing
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  819. I only watched the first episode of the Conners to find out what happened to Roseanne. I was surprised to find out the show is more about Roseanne than anybody else on the show. Her spirit never left. They will beg her to come back
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  820. Boycotts work better than Girlcotts so Girlcotts protest sandwiches in the kitchen
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  821. Do all Youtubers repeat themselves IRL thinking you can fix it in editing later?
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  822. I bet nobody at Twitter HQ is demanding to talk to the Manager
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  823. It's a shame Fresh and Fit doesn't practice what they preach
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  824. Maybe he worked for Hilary Clinton
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  825. Will Ferrell looks horrible
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  826. If they build a wall, they will build it with doors and windows so they can say it failed
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  827. I started watching "Forged in Fire" on the TV and Youtube believes I need to know the history of Damascus.
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  828. That is one way to throw yourself a pity party
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  829. The scary part is that the government wants to takes everyone's guns
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  830. I didn't think I would be the only one to notice that nose
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  831. If someone talks about someone behind their back, imagine what they say about you behind your back
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  832. Twitch has always been a joke, It is harder to find in my bookmarks than my collection of porn websites
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  833. If Winnie the Pooh is mad at you, you done F-ed up
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  834. States should vote on Policies not politicians who decide which polices. Politicians be the most qualified to manage their states policies
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  835. Joe only gets 8 years. Canada will have to deal with Trudeau for 10-15 years like his step father
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  836. Keep encouraging these kids to be animals and the hunters will keep culling them to keep the population down.
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  837. I thought the thumbnail was from the game 7 Days to Die
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  838. My mom has been a Canadian Liberal her whole life. I had to explain to her why all these people were being shipped across America. She couldn't see through her rose glasses. I think she is still confused.
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  839. Elon hates dealing with people. I was very surprised to see him buy a social app. I think he bought it to see people cry when he blows it up
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  840. I thought Chris being attacked by the tree was ripped from Poltergeist
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  841. Life was so much easier when women were possessed by their astrological sign. You knew what personality they had that day by reading the newspaper
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  842. Mr. Beast is a Saint.
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  843. The Bill and Melinda foundation will go out of business when stop paying the bills
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  844. The left call Trump H*tl** but I can even say it on Youtube. Who determines hate speech?
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  845. If Abortion is allowed, Gene editing should be too
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  846. If you want to live in the past - Vote Kamala If you want to live in the future - Vote Trump
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  847. Pierre Poilievre will be Canada's next Prime Minister
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  848. I rolled a 4. Sorry, I will like the next video
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  849. You cant say "These people" anymore as it offends groups of people who identify as "they"
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  850. The Gender Gap is real. It's between your legs
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  851. Logan trainer saying he will win because he is white makes me suspicious this fight was determined before it started. If a white guy said Logan was going to win because he is white. Logan would be labeled racist. It would be a media circus
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  852. Threats get you attention. Actions get reactions
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  853. A Lemon Party is not what you think
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  854. I bet the Swiss could make a lock with 1000 pieces
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  855. I was a teenager once upon a time. I thought I was smooth. As smooth as crunchy peanut butter, now that I look back at myself. Teenagers are the most narcissistic people on the planet. Never trust a word out of their mouths
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  856. The best place to keep your blue balls is an old wrinkly bag
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  857. There is nothing hotter than a Conservative woman standing up for what she believes. There is nothing scarier in this world than a Liberal woman that disagrees with you
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  858. That's what you get for driving a Subaru in the hood, there's a toll for white people. If she was driving a '92 Honda Prelude, she would have blended right into the crowd.
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  859. XYZ!!
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  860. BDSM is a variety of often erotic practices or roleplaying involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadomasochism. If you were dressed like a pilot, I might think you are going to fly a plane.
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  861. America needs more MFs running stuff
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  862. The world is a boiling pot. Somebody take the lid off before we boil over
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  863. She should be more afraid the cops will see that mustache and think she is Steve Harvey
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  864. The attention you get at the bar has the value of Monopoly money. It feel good at the moment but is not real
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  865. Everytime I go to the gym and workout in my thong, I feel eyes staring at me. It so creepy, I feel like leaving but I know they will watch me walk away. Why do people have to be so perverted?
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  866. Biden blames Canada more than Southpark. Unbreathable air must be caused the country with the cleanest air. Virus mutates because Canada has free healthcare. Next he will blame population control on Canada
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  867. I just realized the friend I stopped hearing from after he started dating a 400 pounder is now in his 30s and has 2 kids. He should start calling daily within 5 years when she cant walk
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  868. how are you 42? You don't look a day over 25 years old
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  869. Punish your kids when they misbehave or they will punish you when they grow up
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