Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "ABC7" channel.

  1. In Other News, a baby died today when Big Facts smashed a car window in it's face. Authorities have yet to release more details, but charges are expected that can carry at least triple-life in prison with the possibility of child-killer rapings. More at 8.
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  2. They way they did it is how a licensed smith would. You put a inflatable air wedge in, open it slightly, use a fiberglass or plastic probe and hit the unlock button or window drop. If it warps the door, then dumbfuck youself over to a dealer and get a real vehicle because that door won't protect you from a bicycle in a crash. You'll hit a strong wind and die lol
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  3. When playing Hodor goes wrong
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  4. They had to trade them in for liability...
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  5. If they were ALL convict criminals it would scream Australia...
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  6. Fast forward to 2020: No don't open the car you'll expose the kid to the RONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Lock it, lock it! Masks on masks on!
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  7. All these people commenting on how they could break in so much faster means you just need to carry more and shoot faster anytime you see someone around your car. Waiting even a few seconds to open fire could be too long!
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  8. I wonder if Rand Paul, MD, DO can help me, I think I've damaged my eyes over the last two days listening to this crap and having to roll them so hard and so often.
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