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Comments by "dbergerac" (@dbergerac9632) on "Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé" video.
Interviews age you a LOT.
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Us Boomers can remember losing out on jobs to people because they had those exact "skills".. but I am a wizard with a sliderule, and typewriter.
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@sipeolusoga5817 College has become a bad joke in the USA with the majority of students getting degrees that do not lead to careers. This parody is mocking the otherwise bright students who wasted four years and tens of thousands of dollars without even looking at future job prospects.
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Parking lot attendants are underappreciated.
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Perhaps he studied classical stoicism, it'll come in handy.
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@ridhazangar3098 I agree, individual students SHOULD research their degree programs before contracting. They are responsible for their choices, for good or for ill. I would not use the term "scam" I would say "poorly advised choice", choices made available by an unethical ( although legal ) industry. Scams are illegal, generally.
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You can wrangle a job in HR with that.
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@neontime8507 You will not only be able to fully rationalize your fate, but you will also be able to articulate it to your therapist clearly.
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He went back for the PhD and now teaches Communications at CC to suckers.
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They did try to warn you.
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It is a satire site.
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Isn't that like doubling down at a casino?
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@robertconrad743 You should have taken the courses in Grant Writing and gotten some of that easy government money.
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No. Most boomers who have degrees are now retired or retiring from actual careers. If only there were people with the skills to take our place.
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Philosophy. No one ever ran and ad seeking a philosopher.
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At least you can fully appreciate the bigger picture of your fate.
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It does indeed provide the skills to impart knowledge that they do not possess.
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@FireIsTheCIeanser And most wait tables.
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If you want to make less than a barista, get an entry level job in journalism.
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Corey went back for the M.A. program.
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ROTFL!
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"Women" You don't want HR up your adze.
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Sophomore year....best 7 years of my life.
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Evidently they did not communicate the program very well.
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Doesn't anyone get a Minor with their degree anymore. I got a BS in Liberal Arts, but the Accounting/Finance minor fed my family. I was also accepted into grad school for Epidemiology.
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He should have gone to Evergreen State College.
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Don't forget a potential military career.
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That's fair. Still, choose that major wisely.
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Summer internships in the field are important.
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@TheButterMinecart1 I'm so old that I can remember poets actually selling books. Study anything that you want, but unless you have a trust fund you are a product in the marketplace. Sadly, Google has largely replaced society's perceived need for individuals with esoteric knowledge. Spelling, grammar, and even cursive writing are collapsing. "Learn to code" they say. I did, and everything I had learned became obsolete overnight. I liked the arts and humanities and was happy to receive a degree in Liberal Arts, but it was a minor in finance that fed my family. It is possible to have both, but at a price.
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