Comments by "Muck006" (@Muck006) on "The Babylon Bee" channel.

  1. Medusa Magazine shut down when they couldnt satirise feminism anymore ... because the feminists were out-crazying the satire.
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  2. On any "direct vote" I'd go for gnats and mosquitoes. They are annoying and also carriers of plague ... and reproduce too easily.
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  3. You forgot to add that "the sky will be falling on everyone's head" tomorrow at noon, while "the grounds will open to swallow everyone in fire and brimstone" an hour later. - stay tuned to your local "women's but not babies rights" chapter for more details.
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  4. Keep the seamstress-slaves in middle America and Bangladesh in your thoughts too, because they will have to work overtime to finish all those garments ...
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  5. If you havent already ... get into beekeping and add honey to your merch store.
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  6. NO! STOP WATERING DOWN THE MEME by trying to be funny! If you were to organise a protest EVERYONE could come and chant "Let's Go Brandon" ... and for some it means "stop the inflation you idiot" and for others it would mean "get CRT out of the schools" and for others "close the border" ... because the slogan itself DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING! It is a "variable X" to be filled with meaning and that is why the slogan is so effective!
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  7. Just use the "deadliest joke ever" ...
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  8. All the time during the Cold War the "anti-fascists" [they did not call themselves communists] of the GDR called "everyone in the West" fascist ... because it's no fun being "anti-X" without any X around. This communist verbal attack strategy - using THOUGHT-TERMINATING CLICHÉs - has been continued by the SOCIAL JUSTICE ideologies, which the KGB supported to destroy the West ... feminism called everything opposing them SEXIST, BLM is calling everything RACIST, "rainbow-ideology" is calling everything Homo-/Transphobic ... and these evil people even protect others by calling VALID criticsm of "carpet kneelers" or "a certain asian country responsible for a virus" phobic as well. It is ALL ... REBRANDED COMMUNISM ... so stop using the "soft terms" hiding their presence: SJW, Antifa/anti-fascist, woke, CRT, cultural marxism, ...
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  9.  @possumhunter1179  If you can't say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying. The details are everything. I really love Babylon 5 ... for its great quotes.
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  10. As a german ... I could explain it to you (because "you english types" have had many flawed definitions which cause a lot of confusion ... because the stupid english got it wrong 200+ years ago) ... and also tell you how you could stop it. But would you actually LISTEN and FOLLOW THE ADVICE?
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  11. You should have sold all your stocks in salt mining companies yesterday ... because there will be loads of free supply available starting NOW.
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  12.  @Stevarooni  Marx just wrote the THEORY ... and what you are living in is the PRACTICAL IMPLEMENTATION called COMMUNISM ... in one of several REBRANDED versions.
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  13. Stop using the word "socialist" ... which is "less evil" than the word you should be using: COMMUNISTS a) socialism "doesnt exist" ... because there is no clear definition for the term (Werner Sombart counted the number of different definitions in the 1920s and came up with 260 different ones) AND ... b) socialism ALWAYS leads to communism or fascism ... which are the authoritorian government types, because socialism is - more or less - "free stuff for everyone" ... but someone has to pay for it ... and that's the "take from the rich" communist or "take from the jews ... and when they dont have any more money INVADE OTHER COUNTRIES" fascist part.
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  14.  @peterg76yt  No we havent ... cultures used to "embrace" their different races and cultures ... because they are based on FACTS. "Hating" (as in: strongly disliking) others is done ALL THE TIME ... like the british calling the french surrendermonkeys and the irish "disliking" the british ... The problem is the ENFORCEMENT OF NICENESS ... and the CUDDLING OF "VICTIMS". Differences will ALWAYS exist and cause suspicion and dislike, BUT iIf you teach everyone to SHRUG OFF any such "mean remarks" they will not cause any damage. The culture of EMOTIONAL SAFETY however has kept everyone INCAPABLE OF DEALING WITH IT ... and thus WEAK ... for the purpose of CONTROL! Keep people from their HISTORY and they are easily controlled. - Karl Marx ... but you can easily replace history with family, gender, community, identity, race, culture, ... and that is what REBRANDED COMMUNISM does! Keep people WEAK ... so they NEED "the activists" to deal with the "problem". LIFE ISNT FAIR ... because if it were fair we would deserve all the unfair things happening to us. The EMOTION-FOCUSED COMMUNIST IDEOLOGIES are pretending they can and should CREATE A SOCIETY THAT IS FAIR ... which is their biggest "party trick" ... but a total DELUSION, because IT WILL NEVER WORK!
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  15. Since Mormons are OBSESSED with family trees ... I'd call you "the GERMANS of christianity" ... overdoing things that only make sense if you use moderation and KNOW WHEN TO STOP!
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  16. Spiders are useful ... getting rid of many insects (remember the plagues?) ...
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  17. Nah ... the kid gets renamed ... and Brandons usually have a double name and a "III." after the name like Brandon William III. or Joe Brandon II. ...
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  18. The problem is the BUREAUCRATS - remember Trump being lied to by the military and having the "intelligence" community working against him? - who are ALL OF THEM believing in one or more REBRANDED COMMUNIST IDEOLOGIES. This NEEDS to be changed, but it can NOT be changed by "a politician", because it affects ALL STATES and also FEDERAL BUREAUCRACIES. Thus it falls to THE PEOPLE to rise up and GET THE BUREAUCRATS FIRED AND REPLACED. How? Easy! Just do what the people in the Warsaw Pact countries did, when they got rid of communism in 1989! PERSISTENT ... PEACEFUL ... MASS PROTEST! ... START ORGANISING IT ... yes ... YOU! - persistent ... to stay in the news cycle and keep the pressure up / at least ONCE A WEEK (and NOT on the weekend because you need to INCONVENIENCE the bureaucrats and they dont work on weekends) - peaceful ... this is IMPORTANT, because Biden needs ONE INCIDENT to trigger the Insurrection Act and take away EVERYTHING. So you need to hand over everyone who is violent to the cops yourself ... AND THERE MUST BE NO GUNS!!!!!!! ... the media must NOT get an angle to smear you either ... and BEWARE OF FBI / Antifa FALSE FLAG operations and provocations - mass protest ... this one is simple ... you need to FAR FAR FAR outnumber the Police ... so you can simply say NO ... and the cops will have to either "shoot you" or "leave you alone". Oh and to achieve the numbers needed ... BRING WOMEN, CHILDREN, PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS ... and start in your local city. Start asking around and only begin when you have enough people for the last part. Be respectful and leave your personal beliefs (dont make it a christian prayer meeting ... there are non-christians who need to be included) at home! The goals are simple ... convince the normies / non-(D) that you are doing the right thing ... and as stated above ... GET ALL BUREAUCRATS FIRED AND REPLACED (bringing the example of the education sector is the easiest, BUT ... there are statistics / studies showing that the ratio of (D):(R) among the teaching staff in US Universities is 20:1 OR WORSE in Social Sciences ... which are the people ending up in bureaucracies and the education sector ... HAVE THESE STUDIES PREPARED AS ARGUMENTS ...) Oh and do NOT use words like SJW, woke, cultural marxism, CRT, ... all of those things are REBRANDED COMMUNISM! Call it what it is!
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  19. No no ... Justice Dankula didnt get to that.
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  20.  @trucid2  Some are more equal than others though.
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  21. I cant stand stupidity and communism and lying politicians ... so I couldnt watch this thing ... ever.
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  22. Kamala is the most invisible dragon-wannabe ever.
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  23. That is HERETICAL though ... according to "current year doctrin" though, not being "scientists" and being able to define it!
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  24. It would be a great idea to ... 1. make a separate channel and then ... 2. run the footage of the riots on repeat ...
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  25. It will get rid of national debt. It will also make everyone equally poor who doesnt own any land or company that produces a saleable product. Not a net total ... and since these things are TRIVIAL and LOGICAL ... I'd vote for stupidity ... or even EVIL INTENT!
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  26. He might even finally understand "white rage" ...
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  27. I dont have a mobile phone ... not even a dumb one ... and you made me want to watch "The Great iPhone massacre" by Internet Historian again.
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  28. Come on ... with all the time in jail you SHOULD HAVE been able to learn to play that instrument better. It isnt that hard. Or are you being beaten up by the other inmates?
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  29. Time for Trump to do what he set out to do ... and GETTR to replace the Twatter.
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  30. Make a fake version of it and ask Milley to sign it ... much better IMO.
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  31. He missed the vitals on the commie Revolutionary ... I suggest someone sues him for SEDITION.
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  32. He should have mentioned the other BIG LOSS he suffered ... because there will probably be fewer body parts from aborted babies for Dr. Fauci's henchmen to graft onto animals.
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  33. Texas needs to implement "citizenship tests" for new residents ... which should include ... - shooting guns (you need to be "semi-good" and not close your eyes while pulling the trigger and not let the gun drop after the bang ... plus the usual "gun safety stuff") - barbecue - language test (i.e. being able to understand "texan")
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  34. God had nothing to do with it ... for the simple reason that he NEVER interferes with humans. He left it to US ... to DO THE RIGHT THING .. or THE EASY THING.
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  35. Schwartzkopf isnt a hero though ... because anyone can win against outdated Soviet tanks while having air superiority ... and BOTH of those wars against Iraq were a consequence of "CAUSE and EFFECT" of "Operation Ajax" from 1953.
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  36. We are NOT "all equals"! STOP THIS DELUSION ... life isnt fair ... and you CAN NOT "MAKE IT FAIR BY FORCE"! The best / only functional solution is to EMPOWER THE INDIVIDUAL TO DEAL WITH THE UNFAIRNESS ON ITS OWN! "Pretending" is NOT helping with that, in fact it is HINDERING IT!
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  37. Everything is best in a trilogy ... so they probably have this one (based upon the books by Oolon Colluphid): - Where God Went Wrong. - Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes. - Who is this God Person Anyway?
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  38. What is this "California" you sing of? I only know Commiefornia!
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  39. There need to be 87.000 more police officers to "oversee this change in THE LAW!"
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  40. Horse-s.h.i.t.e./cow-dung ... which you can use to build (half-timbered) houses. It might be sh... but at least its useful.
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  41. You arent supposed to drink the covid stuff ... so now the bacteria in his intestines have mutated into something horrific and are taking over the body. Currently he is in a cocoon metamorphing into [whatever].
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  42. The one scene that is missing ... is the "white girl" strangling the "black girl" ... and telling her "you do not have a clue about what you are talking".
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  43. They are political appointees. Obama promoted hundreds of generals ... and Trump completely FAILED to see the infiltration of the ENTIRE BUREAUCRACY.
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  44. Hercules was an AWFUL abomination of a series ... sorry Kevin. Not treating myths with respect is bad (what would you think of a series that made fun of the Bible and trivialised the story?).
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  45. They arent "losers" (because that just makes them "harmless" rioters) ... they are COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARIES who want to OVERTHROW THE COUNTRY! Take them seriously (and start charging them ... and the CRT teachers plus their professors ... with SEDITION)!
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  46. Dear Greg Gutfeld, it isnt "Justin Trudeau" but rather "Justine Turdeau" ....
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  47. Please start CALLING OUT PEOPLE ... who claim "russian bots this" and "russian bots that" .... to PROVE THEIR CLAIMS! The USA never got the message that THE COLD WAR ENDED ... and is STILL ANTAGONISING and BLAMING RUSSIA FOR EVERYTHING. This is done by PROFESSIONAL LIARS from CIA and FBI and NSA and the military. As someone who has seen the ECONOMIC STATE of the GDR in 1989 and also the STATE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS back then (living in the "front-line city" of West-Berlin makes that easy) ... it was obvious that Russia was ECONOMICALLY AT THE BOTTOM, so why would they "magically" have these SUPER-BOTS that "do everything (including your dishes)"???????? This is a FALSE BLAME by the CIA & Co. to KEEP THE FUNDING FOR THE AGENCIES HIGH.
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  48. He didnt do anything though, because it is the job left to US HUMANS to "do what is RIGHT" or "do what is EASY".
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  49. All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.
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  50. ... that's why "Medusa Magazine" - which parodied feminism - shut down eventually; they couldnt outcrazy the crazy anymore.
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  51. I forgot about that ... Fauci will be FURIOUS, because he funds the research grafting those parts onto rats and other animals ...
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  52.  @elias4416  *Hare ye Hare ye ...
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  53. Twitter should never ever have made themselves "a judge" ... and Bill Maher - as a "pretend liberal" - SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT THEN! Dont do unto others what you dont want done unto you. is a CLASSIC of RESPECTING THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS, a.k.a. liberalism.
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  54. The joke is LAME ... because it comes weeks too late ...
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  55. WRONG! You guys dont seem to a clue what the DEFINITION of the term "woke" is, because if you had, you would know SOMETIMES you have to explain why things are ... - SEXIST or - homophobe or - transphobe
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  56. 41:45 "I wonder if she is single" ... you know she is married to one of her 20 cats. They all are.
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  57. Many of them deserve to be described as: SPOIL SPORTS ... which replace "individual RESPONSIBILITY for society" with "braindead adherence to DOGMATIC RULES". The puritans of the days are still responsible for BLEEPING "bad" WORDS on TV ... even when kids use learn those words in their daily lives. This is what gives "the n-word" such great power ... thus keeping the racism alive by HYPERFOCUSING on it.
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  58. Every WOMAN who is ok with abortions, because of "my body, my choice", also needs to accept that "NO man EVER" NEEDs TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT, because "all cells BELONG TO THE WOMAN". Birth is NOT a "magic process where part-ownership is transferred to the man who was present at conception".
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  59. Come on ... "we have elections down here ... but only the dead can vote".
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  60. There are enough pronouns in any language ... he - for boys she - for girls it - for the idiots who think they are something special and who were brainwashed by commie activists / NOT EDUCATED BY THEIR PARENTS.
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  61. 13:10 You meant the MOUSEKETEERS?
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  62. It isn't "treason" ... it is "tree son"!
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  63. The PROBLEM ... with religions is: you CAN NEVER DISPROVE THEM (unless "god" comes around and states something like "yeah, I never told them to do that") ... and if god doesnt exist you can NEVER EVER disprove his "religion". The same is true for communism (in all its shapes and forms) ... because for a certain type of communist ... you can never disprove the existence of the patriarchy for example.
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  64. You failed to mention that THEY DONT EVEN TALK ANY LANGUAGE ... and are thus CLEARLY RACIST!
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  65. Why would ANYONE want to have a SPY in their own home ... and bring them in themselves? Come on ... STOP BEING STUPID!
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  66. You should publish these kinds of videos on sunday punday ...
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  67. Dear Babylon Bee, please think about the definition for the term "woke" ... and maybe you will find a far worse term to use in the future ... one that should make alarm bells ringing everywhere. It begins with a "c".
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  68. Brits also call "gas" FUEL/PETROL ... because it is A LIQUID ... and NOT A GAS!
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  69. FAR better than any musical stuff James O'Keefe puts out. He sadly has ZERO taste and ZERO talent for it.
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  70. He totally forgot to mention the great three Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart (R.I.P.).
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  71.  @youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201  Please change your name from "gestapo" to "STASI", because the censors are communists ... not fascists. Oh and the other part needs to change as well.
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  72. There is also this little trick of "only having sex when the woman cant get pregnant" ... which is a handful of days around her period, leaving roughly 2/3 of the month for "having fun".
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  73. The thing about "calling everyone racist" is OLD ... and not limited to "racist", because that word is a THOUGHT-TERMINATING CLICHÉ ... like fascist, sexist, homophobe, ... and the word "fascist" is the first one of them to be used by the COMMUNISTS which "the left" are. And yes, feminism is also REBRANDED COMMUNISM.
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  74. So ... "time" began in the 1930s? I guess I can beat Superman Dean Cain then ... by declaring the Bible to be a figment of his imagination, because it was supposedly written before the beginning of time ... and that "earth is 6000 years old", which some christians claim, is even more ridiculous.
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  75. @Anonymous Simply "BELIEVING in the CLAIMS of the high priestesses" ... is what the communists do ... that are ruining the West now. Do you think replacing one RELIGION with another will make things better? Religion is what PREVENTED humanity from making scientific advancements AND FROM HAVING A FREE SOCIETY. Just look back a thousand years ... "ruling by the grace of god" and "the earth is the center of the universe" were UNCRITICISEABLE.
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  76. "Justin" doing blackface was a VERY LONG CON ... so he could take part in BLM riots PEACEFUL protests by claiming he is black.
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  77. The russian pipeline was closed down (by Trump already) ... because the USA is increasing its GAS (not fuel) production and wants to export it to EUrope ... but couldnt compete with the russian prices. Thus the price needs to go UP.
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  78. That's not "satan" ... satan talks with a british accent and also answers to the name of Toby.
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  79.  @msinvincible2000  I grew up watching lots of "mythological movies" from the 50s/60s ... and they were already pretty cringe / INACCURATE ... but the TV show lowered the bar on that quite a lot more. "Treating a story with RESPECT" is not something that Hollywood writers ever did ... and you can look at "The Rings of Power" now or at the "adaptation" of Jane Austen's "Pride & Prejudice" from 1940 (adapted to "southern US" and including a carriage race) or 2007 (with a cheesy end scene just for the US market). That is the one thing which needs to change most in Hollywood ... RESPECT for source material and LOGICAL STORIES.
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  80.  @naamadossantossilva4736  Why do that ... when "having her do what she does" convinces more and more people that "the (D) are EVIL"?
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  81. Unless Twitter allows EVERYONE back they havent changed one bit. Oh and the "Twitter Trust and Safety Team" is made up of LOADS of feminist-leftist organisations ... i.e. ISNT BALANCED AT ALL ... and should be ABOLISHED and rather replaced by "YOU DO NOT BAN / CENSOR ANYONE UNLESS IT IS CLEARLY ILLEGAL (in the JUDICIALLY ILLEGAL sense, not the I THINK THIS IS BAD sense)!
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  82. Of course men can have babies! Have you never seen TOTAL RECALL? (The good one with Arnie ...) QUATO is a child born by a man and it is only a matter of time until the "shell" for this guy pops and the child comes out!
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  83. I wonder what the "free speech advocates of Twitter" reply to Elon Musk ... if he ever points out that terrorists and dictators ... and LYING MSM are still on the platform, while "people making a joke" are not. I stopped bothering with it when they declared me to be a bot ... twice ... in a week (for liking MRA posts too quickly).
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  84. I am constantly ranting about people who are - STILL - using the terms "woke" or "SJW" and so on ... because nobody bothers to think about WHAT THESE TERMS MEAN: ... ... ... ... ... REBRANDED COMMUNISM. Just watch Yuri Bezmenov's interview from the 80s ... and add some "long march through the institutions" and "CRT in schools" ... and ... well you will get there eventually.
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  85. Most of them are anglo-american SECTS and thus dont really go well with the ENLIGHTENMENT, which is the basis for FREE SOCIETY and SCIENCE. English "classical liberals"/Libertarians HATE the concept of "having some RESPONSIBILITY for anyone other than yourself or your family" ... which is why the TEAMWORKING COMMUNISTS are beating the SOLO-PLAYERS one-by-one today.
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  86. Actually ... this "child" is the mastermind behind all the brainwashing of people too weak to resist BIG EYES in a CUTE FACE by the Disney corporation (just like with FROZEN, which had "babyface on an adult body" ... to really show those pedos ... errr MAPs some love and to "imprint" new generations on this preference). [Young women used eye drops in victorian times to "increase their attractiveness" by increasing the size of their pupils ...]
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  87. So Greg is in the Sauna?
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  88. It isnt JUST "the mother" ... it is also the beta males who BELIEVE in "that women's [SUPERIORITY] movement" ... people who BELIEVE that "women were held like chattel ... only a hundred years or so ago".
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  89. 43:20 Another such opinion was voiced by Nick Rekieta (Rekieta Law on YT) ... who said on his show "we should have just glassed the country [Afghanistan] and be done with it" ... fully ignoring the fact that the Taliban are actually FROM PAKISTAN ... and that "glassing Afghanistan" wouldnt have done one bit to solve the problem of terrorism. He is a libertarian ... so it would have been a "bad tweet" from another ideology. [He also called me the "r-word" in the comments when I pointed out his stupidity/lack of knowledge.]
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  90. I definetely hate a bunch of people ... COMMUNISTS ... and there are far too many of them around these days and they dont even know they are commie scum.
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  91. "people to hang out with" ... for an evening / for life / in their time ... SPECIFY that question!
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  92. For a german the IDIOCY of Fox News has clearly shown during the current crisis in eastern europe, because they INSTANTLY went warmongering ... because - as ALMOST EVERY AMERICAN - they dont have a clue about the situation, dont care about HISTORY and cant bring themselves to "question the three-letter-agency-EXPERTS" they have on the books.
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  93. Nah ... the chance is still SLIM, because "the english speakers" still INSIST upon worrying about "wokeness" instead of referring to it by its real descriptor: REBRANDED COMMUNISM. This shows a serious lack of insight, independent thinking and basic knowledge (which might only be "basic" to older people from the continent [Europe] who lived close enough to the border with the Warsaw Pact).
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  94. They need to SUCCEED with one of these plots ...
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  95. "Dont have sex" needs BETTER BRANDING, because at the face of it ... it is just boring.
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  96. The biggest problem of american television is the PURITAN HYPOCRISY ... the BLEEPING and the HYPOCRITICAL PEARL CLUTCHING ... while all the talk of VIOLENCE and calling people racist and other hateful rhetoric is allowed. This clearly shows it is pearl clutching from a bygone era.
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  97. If you want to know how a society ruled by "Christian Nationalism" will look like ... look at the medieval ages, but since you are uneducated americans ... your "knowledge" just starts 1776. - look up "Road to Canossa", 1076/77 - the death of Jeanne D'Arc or the end of the Templars Christianity is a RELIGION, Communism is a RELIGION, Fascism is a RELIGION, *ANY authoritarian RELIGION in power is bad ... which is why the ENLIGHTENMENT ended "political and societal power of religion IN EUROPE" ... but some FANATICS fled to the "New World", which is why "you guys" are this fanatic about religion and think "society ruled by religious rules is a good idea" ... IT ISNT! We already had that (and so did you ... just look at SALEM).
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  98. Well ... it all depends on your definition of "animal" and "human" ... and what you think the distinction between the two is. Opposing thumbs and intelligence/problem solving capability and "use of tools" doesnt work ... but "humans are able to GO AGAINST THEIR INSTINCTS" does. UNFORTUNATELY ... this also means that there are LOADS of "homo sapiens" running around now, who do NOT QUALIFY AS HUMANS!
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  99. ... if only the silly writer had managed to create a "solar system" that actually works ... because there is only a narrow band in which planets can be habitable ... so there isnt room for "dozens" and they would have to be spread out among several solar systems ... which would require "warp speed" / "wormholes" (which is manageable).
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  100. "... where they will be covering it continuously ... forever ... until the end of time ..." OR UNTIL THE POWER RUNS OUT.
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